I love you girl, I will show you with my body

HFNY

"I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in"

https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6577797/Jeff-Bezos-gushing-text-messages-TV-anchor-having-affair-with.html

HoustonHusky

Funny part about this is that is looks like the National Enquirer went all in to Fuck Bezos...I'm sure it has nothing to do with the head of it being a friend of Trump's and Bezos turning the WP into an anti-Trump rag or anything...

No prenup either...ouch...

HFNY

TMZ was on it too:

https://news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/jeff-bezos-racy-texts-to-lauren-sanchez-revealed/news-story/28aeedadb66344e02f7351b22834dad5

MikeDamone

He should have gotten rid of the ball and chain after his first billion.

That said, that droopy, wonky eyed mother fucker would be ignored by any hottie if he didn’t have a couple of bucks.

sarktastic

Monopoly breakup Trump style

Doog_de_Jour

Our dearly departed @oregonblitzkrieg must be loving this.