WOOF!

PurpleJ

Is bowdowntowarshington.com online yet? I've been hanging out in the locker room at the local middle school with my measuring tape! I've got all the hot takes on c/o 2027!

ByronMurphyTheGoat

It never gets old

PurpleJ

I get older, they stay the same age...

FireCohen

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

dirtysouwfdawg

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard that I started to tear up and then had to explain to my in-laws what was so funny. They didn’t share my laughter on this one...

HillsboroDuck

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

OOYBE

PurpleJ

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your boyfriend?

69

YellowSnow

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

Yes they do. Alright, alright.

FireCohen

PurpleJ said:

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your boyfriend?

69

6 & 9*

backthepack

dirtysouwfdawg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleJ said:

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard that I started to tear up and then had to explain to my in-laws what was so funny. They didn’t share my laughter on this one...

It’s not like you could of made up some bullshit oh no!!!