True story!

PurpleJ

I was at McDonalds this evening and saw this 5 year old kid with some DAWG gear on. So I flashed him my DUBS UP sign and said GO DAWGS. Then I said "Sup???" to his mom while dad stared at the bulge in my pants with longing eyes.

TRUE STORY!

haie

Pics of dad?

PineapplePirate

He has a mom and a dad so he won’t be a recruit one day, better off just enjoying your Happy Meal in peace J.

PurpleJ

haie said:

Pics of dad?

ForeskinWalletDawg

PurpleJ said:

I was at McDonalds this evening and saw this 5 year old kid with some DAWG gear on. So I flashed him my DUBS UP sign and said GO DAWGS. Then I said "Sup???" to his mom while dad stared at the bulge in my pants with longing eyes.

TRUE STORY!

How could he see your bulge if you were behind the register?

I’m calling bullshit.

Avatarsare4fags

Seeing a 5 year old gives you a bulge?

PurpleJ

I always have a bulge. Big swinging dick.

UWhuskytskeet

Fuck, marry, kill?

PurpleThrobber

PurpleJ said:

I always have a bulge. Big swinging dick.

Baby, it’s cold outside.

#shrinkage.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleThrobber said:

PurpleJ said:

I always have a bulge. Big swinging dick.

Baby, it’s cold outside.

#shrinkage.

Classic

FireCohen

PurpleJ said:

haie said:

Pics of dad?

wood