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Five Reasons why Washington beats Ohio State in the Rose Bowl

DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,357 Founders Club
1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of college and four years of high school plus three years of junior high under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Adams, Ossai, Harris, Twattenberg, McGary. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Lake & Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense against Penn State in the Fiesta Bowl and the one we will see in the Rose Bowl. We will see a much improved defense on 1/1/19. The Buckeyes had better be ready.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jordan Chin, Aaron Fuller, Salvon Ahmed, Ben Ossai and Andrea Bottecelli. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Ohio State hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Ohio State's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.

I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
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  • Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
    77-2 Ohio State
  • PineapplePiratePineapplePirate Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,212 Swaye's Wigwam
    Jake Wambaugh is the fastest player on the team
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365

    1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of college and four years of high school plus three years of junior high under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Adams, Ossai, CENTER Harris, Twattenberg, Jaws, McGary. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Lake & Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense against Penn State in the Fiesta Bowl and the one we will see in the Rose Bowl. We will see a much improved defense on 1/1/19. The Buckeyes had better be ready.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jordan Chin, Aaron Fuller, Salvon Ahmed, Ossai, Atoe, Jon Ross VIII, Ian Biddle, etc.. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Ohio State hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!

    5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Ohio State's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.

    I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?


  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,357 Founders Club
    Baseman said:

    1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He will be the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of college and four years of high school plus three years of junior high under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line; they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Adams, Ossai, CENTER Harris, Twattenberg, Jaws, McGary. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Lake & Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme this year and a new attitude. Every UW player has spoken out about the difference between last year's defense against Penn State in the Fiesta Bowl and the one we will see in the Rose Bowl. We will see a much improved defense on 1/1/19. The Buckeyes had better be ready.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team in years. Jordan Chin, Aaron Fuller, Salvon Ahmed, Ossai, Atoe, Jon Ross VIII, Ian Biddle, etc.. The newbies are inexperienced but will bring something that Ohio State hasn't seen this season -- and that's speed!

    5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep Ohio State's offense off of the field, the better chance UW has to win the game.

    I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?


    Ian Biddle was a nice, subtle touch.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,470 Swaye's Wigwam
    Probably the worst names given in reason #4 in the history of this meme
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,357 Founders Club

    Probably the worst names given in reason #4 in the history of this meme


  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,395 Swaye's Wigwam
    It was cheap but Andrea Bottecelli made me laff.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
    HuskyJW said:

    LOL!!!

    Jack Browning? This clown doesn't even know his own players. Ever heard of Dwyane Haskins? He's going to shred your slow Pac 12 secondary. Your lucky Bosa is sitting out or you might not even cross the 50. Urban is PISSED abut not being on the playoffs and he's going to take it out on the Puppies.

    Link?
  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,334 Swaye's Wigwam
    Baseman said:

    HuskyJW said:

    LOL!!!

    Jack Browning? This clown doesn't even know his own players. Ever heard of Dwyane Haskins? He's going to shred your slow Pac 12 secondary. Your lucky Bosa is sitting out or you might not even cross the 50. Urban is PISSED abut not being on the playoffs and he's going to take it out on the Puppies.

    Link?
    Made it up. But someone will post something very similar if not spot on
  • DomicilloDomicillo Member Posts: 3,025
    pawz said:

    Probably the worst names given in reason #4 in the history of this meme

    It's always the guys who don't donate who complain the loudest.

    Oh wait...

    So much anxiety all in one post, but thank you for charging your phone!
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