Jalen Hurts

RaceBannon

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

HuskyJW

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

I know nothing tugs at the ol' heartstrings when I see Amazon and Microsoft stock jump up as well.

bananasnblondes

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Gwad

bananasnblondes said:

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Upvoted for attempted novelty in this echo chamber.

DerekJohnson

Gwad said:

bananasnblondes said:

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

Meanwhile, Hurts looked on with his trademark blank stare as he contemplated the complexities of why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Upvoted for attempted novelty in this echo chamber.

"attempted" being the key word

PurpleJ

Race is a REAL millennial that is both TUFF and sensitive.

FireCohen

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

wtf?

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Race is a REAL millennial that is both TUFF and sensitive.

The First millennials are a whole different lot.

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

I know we are jaded and cynical and filth and bad for brands but I got a bit misty eyed when Saban choked up talking about Hurts after beating Georgia

These are the real stories that make college football great. Not Tom Rinaldi reporting on the brother of the lineman who got shot in a drive by after leaving her sex reassignment surgery

That particular Rinaldi story made me cry -- but I understand your overall point.

MikeDamone

Gave them a Hurts Donut