Recognize these men?

Pitchfork51

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I think I spy haie lurking in the background standing a solid 5'4''

I'm 6'2. Thin with dark hair.

AKA I'd cut ASU pussy in a picosecond

Come bro out brah

Just reread it. No one who uses the term picosecond has ever gotten laid.

I'm married.

Being a non-technical dumb fuck isn't cool anymore.

But obviously no kids amirite

Wife is pregnant which is why I was able to fly here alone and be a drunken idiot without repercussions.

Unlike the fiesta when I was shouting Sandusky at their fans

I wish we were playing ASU instead of these fucking neckbeards. I'd buy you a drink or 10.

I got no rebuttal to that. Wish we didn't blow it vs Colorado or oregon

Doogles

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I think I spy haie lurking in the background standing a solid 5'4''

I'm 6'2. Thin with dark hair.

AKA I'd cut ASU pussy in a picosecond

Come bro out brah

Just reread it. No one who uses the term picosecond has ever gotten laid.

I'm married.

Being a non-technical dumb fuck isn't cool anymore.

But obviously no kids amirite

Wife is pregnant which is why I was able to fly here alone and be a drunken idiot without repercussions.

Unlike the fiesta when I was shouting Sandusky at their fans

I wish we were playing ASU instead of these fucking neckbeards. I'd buy you a drink or 10.

@haie making me want to brave the traffic and get there by the 2nd quarter

Doogles

Doogles said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I think I spy haie lurking in the background standing a solid 5'4''

I'm 6'2. Thin with dark hair.

AKA I'd cut ASU pussy in a picosecond

Come bro out brah

Just reread it. No one who uses the term picosecond has ever gotten laid.

I'm married.

Being a non-technical dumb fuck isn't cool anymore.

But obviously no kids amirite

Wife is pregnant which is why I was able to fly here alone and be a drunken idiot without repercussions.

Unlike the fiesta when I was shouting Sandusky at their fans

I wish we were playing ASU instead of these fucking neckbeards. I'd buy you a drink or 10.

@haie making me want to brave the traffic and get there by the 4th quarter

haie

Why didn't you guys just take the day off and start drinking at 1? Took 6 minutes to get here.

Traffic can't be as pathetic as Portland's at this hour

Pitchfork51

haie said:

Why didn't you guys just take the day off and start drinking at 1? Took 6 minutes to get here.

Traffic can't be as pathetic as Portland's at this hour

They did. They are just too wrapped up in being cool on the internet and pretending they don't care

PurpleJ

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I think I spy haie lurking in the background standing a solid 5'4''

I'm 6'2. Thin with dark hair.

AKA I'd cut ASU pussy in a picosecond

Come bro out brah

Just reread it. No one who uses the term picosecond has ever gotten laid.

I'm married.

Being a non-technical dumb fuck isn't cool anymore.

Ts and Ps.

Look on the bright side, though. You're now eligible to get your cuck on homie!

haie

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Why didn't you guys just take the day off and start drinking at 1? Took 6 minutes to get here.

Traffic can't be as pathetic as Portland's at this hour

They did. They are just too wrapped up in being cool on the internet and pretending they don't care

I mean, live my life faggots.

This week is the most important week all year to my company, but the owner knows my daWgs come before this dreckfest so I got Friday off no problems.

Arrived at 9 last night. Started pounding brew. Woke up hung over by my company at 8 this morning because one of our servers blew up, whatever have some neckbeard on the clock fix it. DONE. Drink at 1, walk by numerous Utes shouting 2%, they don't even know what I'm talking about because they've never had a real beer before, because they're fags.

Don't let me down Pete. Otherwise fuck off forever.

Pitchfork51

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Why didn't you guys just take the day off and start drinking at 1? Took 6 minutes to get here.

Traffic can't be as pathetic as Portland's at this hour

They did. They are just too wrapped up in being cool on the internet and pretending they don't care

I mean, live my life faggots.

This week is the most important week all year to my company, but the owner knows my daWgs come before this dreckfest so I got Friday off no problems.

Arrived at 9 last night. Started pounding brew. Woke up hung over by my company at 8 this morning because one of our servers blew up, whatever have some neckbeard on the clock fix it. DONE. Drink at 1, walk by numerous Utes shouting 2%, they don't even know what I'm talking about because they've never had a real beer before, because they're fags.

Don't let me down Pete. Otherwise fuck off forever.

Doog on young brotha

Doogles

I've already made Rose bowl arrangements. I will request reimbursement from Pete if he fucks this up.

DoogieMcDoogerson

haie said:

Pitchfork51 said:

haie said:

Why didn't you guys just take the day off and start drinking at 1? Took 6 minutes to get here.

Traffic can't be as pathetic as Portland's at this hour

They did. They are just too wrapped up in being cool on the internet and pretending they don't care

I mean, live my life faggots.

This week is the most important week all year to my company, but the owner knows my daWgs come before this dreckfest so I got Friday off no problems.

Arrived at 9 last night. Started pounding brew. Woke up hung over by my company at 8 this morning because one of our servers blew up, whatever have some neckbeard on the clock fix it. DONE. Drink at 1, walk by numerous Utes shouting 2%, they don't even know what I'm talking about because they've never had a real beer before, because they're fags.

Don't let me down Pete. Otherwise fuck off forever.

if you have to ask your boss for a day off you sound poor.