2 years ago this week: don’t let the door hit you edition

Dennis_DeYoung

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

89ute

Jay Tufele on the Utah side

Meek

i saw Marlon's #51 pre-snap all night against Notre Dame, but didn't notice him do anything meaningful. Maybe just has a sore back.

CuntWaffle

We didn't kneed Marlon anyways

Dennis_DeYoung

Meek said:

i saw Marlon's #51 pre-snap all night against Notre Dame, but didn't notice him do anything meaningful. Maybe just has a sore back.

It's almost like players don't make the most of their abilities at USC.

GaryFromTeenMom

Too late to build the wall for Marlon and his family?

BlastDoor

I also found interesting that Sarell liked this tweet:

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1061485011080175617

Ha.

FireCohen

WDWTA

Tequilla

Good thing you went to Stanford Connor ...

2017: 31 catches for 243 yards, 0 TDs
2018: 7 catches for 54 yards, 0 TDs

At least he'll get his redshirt this year unless Shaw fucks him in the end

Domicillo

Ain’t no coincidence that Jimmy is doing an in-home with Asa Turner the day after the championship game.

huskyhooligan

Tequilla said:

Good thing you went to Stanford Connor ...

2017: 31 catches for 243 yards, 0 TDs
2018: 7 catches for 54 yards, 0 TDs

At least he'll get his redshirt this year unless Shaw fucks him in the end

He never recovered from the hit Joyner put on him. God I miss Joyner already.

Joey

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

Dennis_DeYoung

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

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Meek

Dennis_DeYoung said:

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.





just kidding.

animate

Meek said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.





just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

Meek

animate said:

Meek said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.





just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

animate

Meek said:

animate said:

Meek said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.





just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

Both.

Except mikedamone doesn't have 200 million dollars.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

animate said:

Meek said:

animate said:

Meek said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

joeEDangerously said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This Championship week, I would like to shoutout Marlon Tui and Conor Wedington. Both of whom allowed other schools to come in and poach them while we were prepping for this game 2 years ago. Great decisions guys! Hopefully kids learn from your mistakes.

Weddington and Sarrell have undeclared majors which is only available at Stanford apparently

::::looks at resumé::::

hmmmm, went to Stanford... intriguing. 3.3, hmmm, well it is hard... majored in Comm? But why? That’s strange. Usually people major in something decent at Stanford.

Hmmm, oh wait - football player. Fuck.

::::are you sure you want to delete this item?::::

Affirm.

::::trash emptying sound::::

well, I actually live here and I can actually see a scenario where some shitty, unnecessary Silicon Valley startup that has too much venture capital is ready to hire a communications team and Connor shows them the resume AND the snowboard video - hired on the spot...fast forward to 4 years later and he's rolling in cash from the ISOs he got during the Series b/c.





just kidding.

I bet that shit happened far more than people realize. I bet some people banked on that.

In a sidenote: remember david choe who did some work for Facebook and took stocks instead of payment and when ipo came banked some 200+million dollars?

Oh, did i mention that he was a gambling and sex addict? Man ...

wait, david choe or @MikeDamone ?

Both.

Except mikedamone doesn't have 200 million dollars.

Are you saying that selling toilets at Lowes doesn't pay that well?