Faux Dawgman Tweet of the Day

DerekJohnson

FauxDawgman ‏@FauxDawgman
You text a kid 35 times in one night and their mom gets all bent of shape. They're fucking idiots. This stays in chat, got it?

nihilistdawg

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

TommySQC

Paging JennStergerDawg?

Meek

nihilistdawg said:

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

Meek

TommySQC said:

Paging JennStergerDawg?

good point... did her tits stay relevant?

nihilistdawg

Meek said:

TommySQC said:

Paging JennStergerDawg?

good point... did her tits stay relevant?

There has to be a Sterger sex tape soon right? Desperate for attention.

fauxdawgman

Meek said:

nihilistdawg said:

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

VenoysPinkyRing

fauxdawgman said:

Meek said:

nihilistdawg said:

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

TommySQC

VenoysPinkyRing said:

fauxdawgman said:

Meek said:

nihilistdawg said:

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

at the Grab-N-Go?

DerekJohnson

TommySQC said:

VenoysPinkyRing said:

fauxdawgman said:

Meek said:

nihilistdawg said:

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

at the Grab-N-Go?

If you go to the Grab-N-Go, you're gone

CheersWestDawg

If we're going to bash Grab-N-Go....I AM FUCKING OUT!!11!1!!!!1111!!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Kum-N-Go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grab-N-Go

Case closed.

TommySQC

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Kum-N-Go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grab-N-Go

Case closed.

Pics?

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon

That pic has to be from the 80's

section8

They still have those places in Missouri. Her in Seattle they would have been driven out of business by now.

HillsboroDuck

section8 said:

They still have those places in Missouri. Her in Seattle they would have been driven out of business by now.

So many embedded edits, so little time.

Southerndawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Those gas prices are so pre-Obama.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Southerndawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Those gas prices are so pre-Obama.

and pre-Bush

PurpleJ

GRUNDLE STOp