Jordan Banks, 2020 4* Buck/LB, Harbor City (Narbonne), CA (NOT committed to Bama)

Beno4Life

dnc said:

NEsnake12 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I don’t understand how LMC thinks DNC doesn’t like Smalls? He’s the one that called Smalls to UW and has been nothing but positive about him.

Someone questioning whether Smalls is great does not equal hating Smalls or hoping he doesn’t pan out. LMC and others can’t take it when someone disagrees with them about anything. He doesn’t know we only don’t like black players with black community problems.

LMC is a smart guy who let his ego get the best of him when his twitter follower numbers went up. And he lets his twitter interactions with recruits completely cloud his objective judgment (see his Jordan Banks meltdown)

That's the sad thing, LMC's video breakdowns are legitimately very good.

As are his play-by-play analysis and breakdown of our scheme, ie swing-pull blocking (why?) and formations. Cause, you know, he actually played FCS ball.

He knows what he's talking about, even with recruits. But I agree he goes off on a deranged tangent every so often. Banks was the worst.

Then again, we passed on Jordan Banks for... I won't do it!

dnc

Beno4Life said:

dnc said:

NEsnake12 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I don’t understand how LMC thinks DNC doesn’t like Smalls? He’s the one that called Smalls to UW and has been nothing but positive about him.

Someone questioning whether Smalls is great does not equal hating Smalls or hoping he doesn’t pan out. LMC and others can’t take it when someone disagrees with them about anything. He doesn’t know we only don’t like black players with black community problems.

LMC is a smart guy who let his ego get the best of him when his twitter follower numbers went up. And he lets his twitter interactions with recruits completely cloud his objective judgment (see his Jordan Banks meltdown)

That's the sad thing, LMC's video breakdowns are legitimately very good.

As are his play-by-play analysis and breakdown of our scheme, ie swing-pull blocking (why?) and formations. Cause, you know, he actually played FCS ball.

He knows what he's talking about, even with recruits. But I agree he goes off on a deranged tangent every so often. Banks was the worst.

Then again, we passed on Jordan Banks for... I won't do it!

His football knowledge is very good and valuable.

His reading comprehension is awful.

He ascribes opinions to people they never took all the time.

LMC's good in monologue, bad in dialog.

His understanding of what UW is trying to do in recruiting is not nearly as dialed in as he wants to think it is.

As in most things in life, just because you are good at one thing doesn't mean you are good at something else.

RoadDawg55

NEsnake12 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I don’t understand how LMC thinks DNC doesn’t like Smalls? He’s the one that called Smalls to UW and has been nothing but positive about him.

Someone questioning whether Smalls is great does not equal hating Smalls or hoping he doesn’t pan out. LMC and others can’t take it when someone disagrees with them about anything. He doesn’t know we only don’t like black players with black community problems.

LMC is a smart guy who let his ego get the best of him when his twitter follower numbers went up. And he lets his twitter interactions with recruits completely cloud his objective judgment (see his Jordan Banks meltdown)

That incident was bad. I can’t stand the leveling up talk but then pretending we are some loser program because we didn’t want a kid that no other schools we aspire to be wanted either. Getting their leftovers is not leveling up.

LMC and BTP acted like they knew something and that Banks was a top priority which he obviously wasn’t. If you’re going to post that you’re in the know, you should be. There is nothing wrong with being an educated fan with no connections. The level of self importance is pathetic tho.

On top of that they made it into a Banks vs McDonald thing which is stupid.

Beno4Life

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

As you said, it's pretty simple: take their humor and sarcasm with some salt. As Dennis says, this isn't serious. It's fucking TBSing and football.

Then again, all of us are way too invested and have loser lives.

I'm fucking bummed we somehow lost Clark Phillips to Utah when he went to the same school as Mason West. And Jimmy Lake is/was our DB coach.

I'm fucking worried about not taking a single DL and Malloe can't get Carlton or Fillinger to even visit.

And I hate settling on ILB instead of going all out on Botelho and Herbig.

And yes, I wish we took Banks, cause Kwat could develop him into someone that's better than what's currently on the roster and better than at least one of our LB recruits.

But yeah, I'd rather have the Dennis' and Cokers and Sub Ks of the of the world than not. It just sucks that it has unearthed a bunch of unintelligible tools that act like delusional Cuog and Yuck fans. Shout out our boy Tristen.

Pitchfork51

What the fuck are you fags on about

GrundleStiltzkin

Beno4Life said:

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

As you said, it's pretty simple: take their humor and sarcasm with some salt. As Dennis says, this isn't serious. It's fucking TBSing and football.

Then again, all of us are way too invested and have loser lives.

I'm fucking bummed we somehow lost Clark Phillips to Utah when he went to the same school as Mason West. And Jimmy Lake is/was our DB coach.

I'm fucking worried about not taking a single DL and Malloe can't get Carlton or Fillinger to even visit.

And I hate settling on ILB instead of going all out on Botelho and Herbig.

And yes, I wish we took Banks, cause Kwat could develop him into someone that's better than what's currently on the roster and better than at least one of our LB recruits.

But yeah, I'd rather have the Dennis' and Cokers and Sub Ks of the of the world than not. It just sucks that it has unearthed a bunch of unintelligible tools that act like delusional Cuog and Yuck fans. Shout out our boy Tristen.

Take comfort in knowing you have zero control over it.

Tequilla

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

So what you are saying is be original and have your own voice

dnc

Tequilla said:

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

So what you are saying is be original and have your own voice

And if you can't be that, at least be sane.

AtomicDawg

dnc said:

Tequilla said:

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

So what you are saying is be original and have your own voice

And if you can't be that, at least be sane.

Be the best version of yourself.

Houhusky

Tequilla said:

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

The pedo recruiting bunch are some of the most sensitive cunts I have seen, especially on the internet. Love Coker though.

The thing about Coker and DDY is their emo shit is hilarious and mostly tongue in cheek. Most importantly, they can take it as well as they can dish it out. I've given DDY all kinds of shit through the years (some deserved, some just for funsies) and that dude has taken it all in stride. He's earned the right to spaz everywhere if he wants to because he knows how to take a fucking joke. Though I've disagreed with them both plenty (especially DDY) they're both the GOATs in my book.

I learned a lot from both Coker and DDY and am grateful to have cyber known them.

The problem with Coker and DDY is they chinspired a whole generation behind them who've attempted to coopt their schtick but also happen to be as fragile as hell while not being nearly as funny. The over the top hysterics is a great schtick when done properly but very few can pull it off, and basically none of the wannabes have figured this out. Maybe they will find their own voices and chill the fuck out eventually but right now they're cringy as hell.

I'm not sure how much blame Coker and DDY should get for the retards who look up to them but right now their spawn are SoFuckingIrritating.gif

So what you are saying is be original and have your own voice

Literally just don’t be chest, spooge, emulate btp2.0 or fag out because politics like Sven or passion and there is a 81% chance you will find your place here.

Just look at you tequila... I advocated for your original HHB invite, then the race gloves off post meltdown, many tldr posts, disagree, The pods, and now a regular normal poster.

This place is pretty forgiving as far as internet cesspools go.