Norm Macdonald -- The Godfather Impressions

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

DerekJohnson

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

creepycoug

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

That's what you should say to @StrongArmCobra the next tim he PMs whining to you about me spamming the board.

BennyBeaver

I don’t get the Norm McDonald love affair out here.

RoadDawg55

BennyBeaver said:

I don’t get the Norm McDonald love affair out here.

He’s funny, but the obsession is real here.

YellowSnow

RoadDawg55 said:

BennyBeaver said:

I don’t get the Norm McDonald love affair out here.

He’s funny, but the obsession is real here.

I think some are obsessed. I just think he's funny but wouldn't call it an obsession.

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

This scene is on TV at this very moment. Happy Turkey Day!!

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

This scene is on TV at this very moment. Happy Turkey Day!!

I watched it. I laffed. Thought about HCH. Thought about this thread, rowboat, Race, Derek et al

This din of iniquity has thoroughly penetrated (hi @Swaye ; hi @PurpleThrobber ) my person. HCH is real life.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

This scene is on TV at this very moment. Happy Turkey Day!!

I watched it. I laffed. Thought about HCH. Thought about this thread, rowboat, Race, Derek et al

This din of iniquity has thoroughly penetrated (hi @Swaye ; hi @PurpleThrobber ) my person. HCH is real life.

Ha. I instantly thought of your oily hair and how you always try to pass yourself off as a good, decent American in the Tug.

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

This scene is on TV at this very moment. Happy Turkey Day!!

I watched it. I laffed. Thought about HCH. Thought about this thread, rowboat, Race, Derek et al

This din of iniquity has thoroughly penetrated (hi @Swaye ; hi @PurpleThrobber ) my person. HCH is real life.

Ha. I instantly thought of your oily hair and how you always try to pass yourself off as a good, decent American in the Tug.

You can't be Senator Leahy. You're too reasonable and progressive.

That quote settles it: Racebannon is the good senator. You can easily imagine him saying those very same words to my parents upon their arrival from Cuba.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIDZqxSlsw

Me and @creepycoug and @RaceBannon should do a God Father pod in the off season.

I'm in. Just make sure you schedule it around @RaceBannon 's nap tim.

Ok. I wanna play Sen Geary.

Fine. I don't care who I play as long as it isn't:

Johnny Fontane

> Cries like Bob does when people don't respond with "substance!!"

> "You can be a man!"

Fredo

> Stupid

> "I can do things too ya know!"

> Betrayed the Don - really bad idea - and just gave it away so Fredo-like in Cuba.

or

Carlo

> Get's his fucking ass beat in the street in front of entire neighborhood by Santino

> During ass beating, gets a fucking garbage can lid hammered into his head

> Later has to "to answer for Santino".

Tom Hagen is probably my guy, except that you damn well know I am a war-time consigliere. I'm the only mf here not a scurred of @RaceBannon .

Gotta go. Carry on row boat.

I just want to tell you I don't like your swarthy good looks and oily hair.

I'm out here in this clean country trying to pass myself off as good decent people ... with my oily hair and silk suits.

Man ... you knew the first time you watched the movie, "big mistake asshole."

Don't you contact me again. From now on you deal with Turnbull!

This scene is on TV at this very moment. Happy Turkey Day!!

I watched it. I laffed. Thought about HCH. Thought about this thread, rowboat, Race, Derek et al

This din of iniquity has thoroughly penetrated (hi @Swaye ; hi @PurpleThrobber ) my person. HCH is real life.

Ha. I instantly thought of your oily hair and how you always try to pass yourself off as a good, decent American in the Tug.

You can't be Senator Leahy. You're too reasonable and progressive.

That quote settles it: Racebannon is the good senator. You can easily imagine him saying those very same words to my parents upon their arrival from Cuba.

Progressive?? Hurtful. Really hurtful.