The play that happened that pretty much defines our offense

CuntWaffle

In the second half the formation was all shifting and shit pre snap. Hand off to Gaskin but the dude in motion blocked the side Gasking wasn't running too... so he just ended up running into a guy who was un touched. Dumbest fucking shit ever. It is so overly complex for absolutely no reason and it confuses the fuck out of our players.

I would honestly be down to trade our playbook for the NFL Blitz 2000 playbook. Da Bomb, Cruisin' It, Quick Dish, Monkey, and Hurricane would be way better than any of the advanced biophysic calculus horse shit.

PurpleJ

Da Bomb was my shit but jake could never execute it

Pitchfork51

Bro you couldn't NFL blitz if your fucking life depended on it

No way is your bitch ass man enough to run da bomb every play like I do

PurpleJ

Pitchfork51 said:

Bro you couldn't NFL blitz if your fucking life depended on it

No way is your bitch ass man enough to run da bomb every play like I do

I do that. I'll fuck u up bitch.

Doogles

Somebody set up a HH Blitz tournament: Da Bomb and Back Split on offense

Suicide blitz and medium zone on D

Neighbor2972

Probably deserves own thread

https://twitter.com/Matt_Calkins/status/1058955064444776448

PurpleJ

if there is anything da bomb teaches us, it's that a single well executed play beats a million half assed plays.

biak1

And yet our offense still can’t fucking figure it out. First half, solid start, GREAT for our season. Then we take the gas off, Brownsocks makes an appearance and we get 2 field goals in 30 mins, just like last week.

We don’t learn apparently.

Passion

Neighbor2972 said:

Probably deserves own thread

https://twitter.com/Matt_Calkins/status/1058955064444776448

Is bush fucking dipshit hamden so giddy to finally call plays that he does this kind of stupid shit? And why the hell doesn’t Pete step in and reign in dipshit bush?

Homebrew_Dawg

Passion said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Probably deserves own thread

https://twitter.com/Matt_Calkins/status/1058955064444776448

Is bush fucking dipshit hamden so giddy to finally call plays that he does this kind of stupid shit? And why the hell doesn’t Pete step in and reign in dipshit bush?

I think the real problem is Petersen. He is delusional. After the game he said, “We’re still interesting on offense.”

Fear_Boner

Postgame TV interview he seemed to be seething inside about the offense.

whuggy

Homebrew_Dawg said:

Passion said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Probably deserves own thread

https://twitter.com/Matt_Calkins/status/1058955064444776448

Is bush fucking dipshit hamden so giddy to finally call plays that he does this kind of stupid shit? And why the hell doesn’t Pete step in and reign in dipshit bush?

I think the real problem is Petersen. He is delusional. After the game he said, “We’re still interesting on offense.”

It's a complicated offense yet at the same time not in the least bit creative. Horrible combination.