Fuck Peterman. Seriously. I hate him for so many things, but giving me hope we might be a legit program is number 1 among them.
Our special teams are, on balance, abysmal. Were it not for our decent punter and Dante the last couple of years, it would be among the worst in history of football. Not being able to find a FG kicker in 5 years when you have given out about 12 scholarships to kickers in that time frame is laughable.
Our offensive identity is conservative, confusing, and nonsensical. Our receivers aren't shitty, they can't get open because our offense is like reading a schematic diagram of a nuclear reactor. In Mandarin.
In 5 years the only OC we have ever found was a consultant, for half a season. Bush Hamden has been one of my single largest disappointments in 5 years.
Not ever allowing an open QB competition in 4 years is absurd. Doing it when old unexciting noodle arm is your QB is downright fireable.
Not recruiting any interior DL for two years is a joke. Only recruiting two decent Buck's in 5 years is napalmable.
I weep for Azeem Victor and all pipe hitting brothas out there who have their joy and emotion sucked out of them by the white pride factory that is UW Football. I feel like we are trying to cast a remake for Leave it To Beaver instead of field a football team. We are Wonder Bread in mirrored purple.
Have you ever seen a more joyless soul crushing fun Nazi than Chris Peterman? He could take the fun out of fucking.
It's over. Last night after the game I rearranged my calendar for Saturday hunts throughout deer season. I usually try to take half days at work during the week for hunting so I have time on the weekends for games. Fuck it. Why bother. I'd rather sit in a tree stand in 25 degree weather all day than watch another joyless uninspired no identity poorly called lethargically executed parade of poor body language try hard white guys.
UW Football is now the rough equivalent of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Thoroughly white, uninspiring, well mannered and cultish. The cult of Chris Petersen. Loser in Chief.
Kill it all. Burn it to the ground. Salt the Earth. Start over.
