A Welcome Massage to Newcoders (Revised 8-31-2018)

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon

This is an @AZDuck trigger

AZDuck

I took the plunge(!) and googled "welcome massage for new cooters"


https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Herbal-Sachets-Your-Vagina-39978966

"What did you do yesterday, Nancy?"

"Stuffed a cotton pearl bursting with nameless herbs into my pleasure palace."

"...."

"You know. For your health."

I think I found a new go-to website

https://www.yourtango.com/2014231533/sex-toys-i-wore-vibrator-around-town-let-husband-control

https://www.yourtango.com/20085830/the-female-happy-ending-massage?utm_source=popsugar.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange_article

GrundleStiltzkin

GrundleStiltzkin

@Vanillatest
@StrongArmCobra
@RuffaloSoldier
@CollegeDoog

MikeDamone

@ripty? True?

YellowSnow

What the fuck is a code anyhow?