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Maybe the Mariners should try human trafficking

sarktastic
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Seems to work for the Dodgers
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-dodgers-might-be-in-actual-legal-trouble/
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-dodgers-might-be-in-actual-legal-trouble/