So I’m at a bar.

JaWarrenJaHooker

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

dtd

Yet people want to save the world.

TierbsHsotBoobs

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

Even @MikeDamone thinks you go to shitty bars.

PurpleJ

I'm hearing beer bottles make excellent weapons

GrundleStiltzkin

Did he have Ol Sparky with him?

TierbsHsotBoobs

dtd said:

Yet people want to save the world.

SMOD 2020

SECDAWG

A rebuttal would have been in order

And then it goes from there

Rubberfist

I was behind some asshole at a coffee shop this morning who ordered a latte with a half shot of decaf. Bring back the Plague.

Dennis_DeYoung

dtd said:

Yet people want to save the world.

This.

PurpleJ

I like my antibiotic resistant superflu in this one.

SECDAWG

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

dtd

SECDAWG said:

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

SECDAWG

dtd said:

SECDAWG said:

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

#$$$whore

Doogles

dtd said:

SECDAWG said:

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

With endorsements and PPV points he made closer to 50 million

ntxduck

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

DerekJohnson

ntxduck said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

Chili’s, it’s the new golf course. Where business gets done.

ntxduck

DerekJohnson said:

ntxduck said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

Chili’s, it’s the new golf course. Where business gets done.

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