USC Script - 2018 version

Act One
Fightin' Heltons lose to Wazzu, barely beat Zona, get killed by Colorado.
Helton fired on Tarmac after 2-4 start, Pendergrast named Interim HC.

Act Two
USC clumsily knocks off Utah, ASU, Beavs, Cal, and destroys UCLA (a game in which Daniel's throws 5 TD passes). Stage is set for a finale against the Irish. Everyone is talking about the difference in the newly revived Trojans.

Act Three
USC triumphs 17-13 over ND on a last second TD pass where the back in coverage trips on the turf and falls down. Pendergrast gets his "wave the sword in front of the band" moment.
SC rides the momentum to a Vegas Bowl victory over Boise State. Several Oregon recruits flip to SC and they get a signing day 5 star guy. Pendergrast named full HC and us given 3 year contract.

Fin

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oregonblitzkrieg

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USC clumsily knocks off OSU?

PurpleThrobber

USC clumsily knocks off OSU?

Like a teenage Brett Kavanaugh unsnapping a struggling girl’s bra

Pitchfork51

USC clumsily knocks off OSU?
Like a teenage Brett Kavanaugh unsnapping a struggling girl’s bra

Boys will be boys

TierbsHsotBoobs

USC clumsily knocks off OSU?
Like a teenage Brett Kavanaugh unsnapping a struggling girl’s bra

You know why