As Race said billions and billions of years ago

RaceBannon

Let's light this place up!

YellowSnow

In the beginning Race created the heaven and the earth.

DawgWagonDan

when did he create the ferocious animal called a Dwag?

DerekJohnson

And on the sixth day, God created Race Bannon. And the Lord was pleased.

#RaceWasThere

BearsWiin

DerekJohnson said:

And on the sixth day, God noticed Race Bannon. And the Lord was confused, for He hadn't created basements and sweatpants yet. But He had created dirt, and somehow Race was older.

#RaceWasThere

fixed

creepycoug

As we were told by Hesiod himself, "First of all, chaos came spontaneously into being, but before even that, there was @Racebannon, ..."

The rest is blah blah blah. The first book of genesis. Whatever.

#racewasthere