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Ten Things I Want To See Saturday
oregonblitzkrieg
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Besides a Bowling Green win, obviously.
1. Boobs and Harv in the poasting game, and I don't just mean screens and dumpoffs. Both have the ability to make plays in the shit poasting game down the field. They combined for every WTF given and received last year. Boobs and Harv need 30 a piece this Saturday - four or five WTFs combined per thread. They can be real threats, and go a long way to alleviate the inexperience at SP (Shit Poaster). I want to see them get 3 or 4 trolls each in this game.
2. @MikeSeaver. Yeah we probably give Spooge too much shit and he may not be as big of a liability as we've made him out to be, but MikeSeaver has game-changing ability. I want to see him get as many page views as @RaceBannon does, at least.
3. @Mosster47. From the bass fishing deeps and into our depth charts. Wilcox (and particularly gifted high school wide receivers from football states) are watching!
Wilcox threatened to fuck him to death if he doesn't deliver. But in all seriousness I think things are going to get ugly quickly and I'd love to see him get his reads down.
4. Princess J. If this is his coming out year this needs to be his coming out day.
@PurpleJ is a talented OG but he needs more time to gel together. This is the day we find out if Dr. Puppylove's prescription of green tea, lots of fluids, valerian root for sleep, pepto bismol for the diarrhea, acetaminophen for the headaches, Prozac for the psychosocial issues, and some strong whiskey for the night sweats° made a difference in J's game or if he's just not very good. We need him to be ghey.
5. Der Golve falling forward. Show us that you're not who we thought you were. FO,G. Hit somebody and let the other guy take the brunt of it.
6. A missed 50 paragraph dissertation by @Tequilla before the half.
Derek's never had a FG kicker with a leg since he's been here. Let's pop @StrongArmCobra 's left-footed cherry early on and open up some options for the punt game.
7. A defensive score. The HHB doesn't turn the ball over much but they don't face many secondaries like ours. One of our cuogs needs to make a play, perhaps with an assist from a Cane. We all know a @creepycoog pick six or two will happen this season. Nothing would be better than this being the game for it.
8. A weapon emerge in the cunt return game. Nobody is going to make us forget the GOAT...
... but I'd like to at least not suck in this phase of the game. Shoots brah. We know @IrishDawg22 is going to ensure the cock blocking is tight. Somebody needs to exploit it. Hrk wabstreibgs bitches. @Pitchfork
9. Three Quook set. No one is going to be expecting the SEC team from the Pac12 to be the more physical poasters. UO is capable of it though.
Nothing would be more demoralizing to the doog defense than quooks running all over them in the first half, and nothing makes that likelier than the four duckies listed together at the top of the SP depth. @AZDuck @greenblood @badmotherducker @CoachFeld. We'll use a lot of 2 quook sets but I'd love to see a couple 3 quook sets. Every one of those quackers can flock.
10. A couple gargled balls to DN Motherfucking C. I believe.
1. Boobs and Harv in the poasting game, and I don't just mean screens and dumpoffs. Both have the ability to make plays in the shit poasting game down the field. They combined for every WTF given and received last year. Boobs and Harv need 30 a piece this Saturday - four or five WTFs combined per thread. They can be real threats, and go a long way to alleviate the inexperience at SP (Shit Poaster). I want to see them get 3 or 4 trolls each in this game.
2. @MikeSeaver. Yeah we probably give Spooge too much shit and he may not be as big of a liability as we've made him out to be, but MikeSeaver has game-changing ability. I want to see him get as many page views as @RaceBannon does, at least.
3. @Mosster47. From the bass fishing deeps and into our depth charts. Wilcox (and particularly gifted high school wide receivers from football states) are watching!
Wilcox threatened to fuck him to death if he doesn't deliver. But in all seriousness I think things are going to get ugly quickly and I'd love to see him get his reads down.
4. Princess J. If this is his coming out year this needs to be his coming out day.
@PurpleJ is a talented OG but he needs more time to gel together. This is the day we find out if Dr. Puppylove's prescription of green tea, lots of fluids, valerian root for sleep, pepto bismol for the diarrhea, acetaminophen for the headaches, Prozac for the psychosocial issues, and some strong whiskey for the night sweats° made a difference in J's game or if he's just not very good. We need him to be ghey.
5. Der Golve falling forward. Show us that you're not who we thought you were. FO,G. Hit somebody and let the other guy take the brunt of it.
6. A missed 50 paragraph dissertation by @Tequilla before the half.
Derek's never had a FG kicker with a leg since he's been here. Let's pop @StrongArmCobra 's left-footed cherry early on and open up some options for the punt game.
7. A defensive score. The HHB doesn't turn the ball over much but they don't face many secondaries like ours. One of our cuogs needs to make a play, perhaps with an assist from a Cane. We all know a @creepycoog pick six or two will happen this season. Nothing would be better than this being the game for it.
8. A weapon emerge in the cunt return game. Nobody is going to make us forget the GOAT...
... but I'd like to at least not suck in this phase of the game. Shoots brah. We know @IrishDawg22 is going to ensure the cock blocking is tight. Somebody needs to exploit it. Hrk wabstreibgs bitches. @Pitchfork
9. Three Quook set. No one is going to be expecting the SEC team from the Pac12 to be the more physical poasters. UO is capable of it though.
Nothing would be more demoralizing to the doog defense than quooks running all over them in the first half, and nothing makes that likelier than the four duckies listed together at the top of the SP depth. @AZDuck @greenblood @badmotherducker @CoachFeld. We'll use a lot of 2 quook sets but I'd love to see a couple 3 quook sets. Every one of those quackers can flock.
10. A couple gargled balls to DN Motherfucking C. I believe.
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