I am happy to tell you all today and GaryFromTeenMom Enterprises have joined forces with RealDoog and DoogMen to bring you the latest in Husky news on the Gridiron! We will never no stone unturned in our venture to tell you the news before the happens even if we are guessing a lot.
When reached for comment, RealDoog founder Roof Robbins said "What?" and "Who?". We also caught up with managing partner Kym Grinolds for comment in between his old timer fights with the "DawgPackDirt" twitter account who said "Gary is a great man. A great American who cares about this Husky program more than Fetters loves a good ol' plate of fries and gravy at 6am before Premier League action". Kris Fetters, a long time great of the Doogman pack could not be reached for comment as he was busy preparing his weekly forum report which consists of nothing but links to other peoples tweets!
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--Isaiah Foskey is still viable for the Huskies, sources say. We will be working to gather the latest intel this week and should have more shortly.
--Julius Buelow was going to commit to the Huskies last week as Roof Robbins reported with a winky smiley face or two but it has now been discovered that he won't be committing until the Polynesian Bowl, set for January 2019. Might this open the door for Sean Rhyan? Possible. But unlikely. Huskies will have to sit on pins and needles until two weeks before signing day.
--Darien Chase could end up in a number of spots but it appears as if the Huskies have cooled on him as they continue their world tour of cooling on good football players. Word on the street is that Oregon is coming through and leading for him right now but as we always say....things change on a dime in this business and you can never believe too much of what you read. Let's see what happens.
--On Mr. Kaho ($$$). Ale, not Hopate. There was some thought from inside the recruiting circles that he did not complete the class that he needed to get into Washington. We have been unable to confirm or deny that rumor so it could have been an issue or it might not have been. We just don't know. What we do know is that he spent a few weeks in Seattle prior to this whole mess going down so our sources aren't buying it. Look at it this way dawg fans, you could be Ohio State fans right now. It's not that bad.
--UW lost out on Joe Ngata. We know this. Might UW be in the mix for Kyle Ford? lmao, no. What about Bru McCoy? Listen! I know you all think he's going to USC but don't you think if he was such a heavy lean to USC that Coach Helton wouldn't want him visiting UW with a chance to suck some of the chrome off his hitch? Exactly. Forget what you read about Bru. He's very interested in Seattle and let's just see where things layout with him over the next 4-6 months (or as we like to say in the business, $39.80 - $59.70 per subscriber
--Another name for dawg fans to remember is Tarik Luckett. He might be someone they'd take when they lose out on every other target.
--Apu Ika will be visiting the Dawgs on 9/29 when they host BYU as will Laiatu Latu & Bralen Trice.
--Fa'atui Tuitele will be taking his official on December 15th, as well Apu Ika. The last weekend for OVs before the early signing period. Might they be a package deal?
--As we all know, Maninoa Tufono has committed to U$C. This isn't a big loss to Washington. They are obviously trending for Daniel Heimuli and will now have an additional spot open with the Kaho news. We aren't reporting it but we are going to just say that Henry To'oto'o is a major possibility.
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and TARIK LUCKETT GOOD FREAKING LORD!!!!! How will @StrongArmCobra spin that lol
Make sure to keep this here. I don't want to start putting people in timeout.
And, more importantly, will there be a "what's said in chat, stays in chat" feature?