Who is this guy that has River Monsters on his jersey?

Baphomet · July 2018

So a buddy of mine sent me an email with the DawgPound's analysis of Asa Turner, and at the bottom of the screen are all of those teaser pics to get you to click on some junk article that is a slideshow with 10-20 slides and another 20 pages of complete java script garbage marketing. And 99% of the time the teaser pic is never even shown in the content.

Well I've learned my lesson now and I refuse to click on it, but did anybody else? Who the fuck are the river monsters?

Oh shit, I found it. Sorry, I guess I should have put this in the Arena Football Board.

https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters

Damn, at 300 pounds, that guy still has more moves than Browning.

dnc · July 2018

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Purple_Pills · July 2018

CuntWaffle · July 2018

Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.

dnc · July 2018

CuntWaffle said:
Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.

Fast forward to now and the Ducks are on the same S&C program every middle school up to the SEC runs in the south (it's fucking weird, literally everyone does the exact same thing), recruiting is at a level it has never been before, and they have the highest paid coaching staff west of the Rockies.

animate · July 2018

If lorenzen had the mind... He would have been awesome. Just liked food too Much.

GrundleStiltzkin · July 2018

Lorenzen was the fucking man

Ice_Holmvik · July 2018

GrundleStiltzkin said:
Lorenzen was the fucking man

Dude was awesome and gave Zero Fucks.

UW_Doog_Bot · July 2018

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:
Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.
Fast forward to now and the Ducks are on the same S&C program every middle school up to the SEC runs in the south (it's fucking weird, literally everyone does the exact same thing), recruiting is at a level it has never been before, and they have the highest paid coaching staff west of the Rockies.

These jersey's do look like something the Ducks could rock while losing to WSU.