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dnc
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ESPN just released "The Most Underrated Player On Each Top 25 Team". Try Hard U has a chinteresting selection:




6. Washington: OL Ryan Bowman

Former walk-on Ryan Bowman was a huge surprise for Washington last year and is now in line for a starting spot as an outside linebacker for the Huskies this season. In limited work as a redshirt freshman, Bowman led the Huskies with 5.5 sacks and was second with 9.5 TFLs. -- Edward Aschoff

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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,145
    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    NEsnake12 said:

    Fun fact: Ryan Bowman is closer in height to Stump Van Noosdorm than he is to Trey or Kaleb

    So he can blow them with getting on his knees. Is that your pont?
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,145
    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth


    That was clearly a typo, it's not like the blurb talked about him setting the tone in the run game and blowing defenders off the ball.
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,673 Founders Club
    People forget that he’s a real student of the game
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,145
    Ryan Bowman asks the coaches to leave the lights on in the facilities past when the janitor leaves
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited June 2018
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth


    That was clearly a typo, it's not like the blurb talked about him setting the tone in the run game and blowing defenders off the ball.
    If we cant laugh at getting a kids position wrong in the “most underrated players” article I won’t last long
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,145
    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth


    That was clearly a typo, it's not like the blurb talked about him setting the tone in the run game and blowing defenders off the ball.
    If we can try laugh at getting a kids position wrong in the “most underrated players” article I won’t last long

    Sorry DNC, all this recruiting hot talk makes me salty and wanting to DIAF. Is it the start of the season yet?
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth


    That was clearly a typo, it's not like the blurb talked about him setting the tone in the run game and blowing defenders off the ball.
    If we can try laugh at getting a kids position wrong in the “most underrated players” article I won’t last long

    Sorry DNC, all this recruiting hot talk makes me salty and wanting to DIAF. Is it the start of the season yet?
    Why don't YOU be funny? Ever thought of that?

    Instead of being a fucking bloody wet rag complaining about how everything upsets your delicate coach-trusting sensibilities why don't you at least be fucking funny?

    JESUS FUCKING CHRAP.
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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,205 Standard Supporter
    Bowman will bring a new dimension that the program has not had in years, speed.
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  • DawgWagonDan
    DawgWagonDan Member Posts: 789


    who's taller, Pesci or Bowman? Now that's funny...

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    RaceBannon said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth
    They called him an Outside Linebacker

    Makes sense? DAWG sense!

    Bowman is a great college football player. Has a big time motor and never stops learning. Weight room monster and a coach on the field when he is in there
    If the guy doesn't have a lunch pail and isn't the kind of kid you want to marry your daughter, then I don't really want to hear about him.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    If you heard the bed creaking and moans coming from your daugher's bedroom late at night, and you barged in to check on her welfare, you would be thrilled to find Ryan Bowman in there with her

    There you go. That's the PGOS I know and [heart].
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth


    That was clearly a typo, it's not like the blurb talked about him setting the tone in the run game and blowing defenders off the ball.
    If we can try laugh at getting a kids position wrong in the “most underrated players” article I won’t last long

    Sorry DNC, all this recruiting hot talk makes me salty and wanting to DIAF. Is it the start of the season yet?
    Why don't YOU be funny? Ever thought of that?

    Instead of being a fucking bloody wet rag complaining about how everything upsets your delicate coach-trusting sensibilities why don't you at least be fucking funny?

    JESUS FUCKING CHRAP.


    You seem upset
    Yes. He does.
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    RaceBannon said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth
    They called him an Outside Linebacker

    Makes sense? DAWG sense!

    Bowman is a great DEFENSIVE END. Has a big time motor and never stops learning. Weight room monster and a coach on the field when he is in there
    What?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,418 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    dnc said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Yeah we get it the team is full of 2 star farmer's sons who show up early and attract your upper middle class daughters.

    Let's try and find some new material in the 2 months until the season starts. This is a funny group, I think we can do it

    Ryan Bowman OL is pretty new material.

    hth
    They called him an Outside Linebacker

    Makes sense? DAWG sense!

    Bowman is a great college football player. Has a big time motor and never stops learning. Weight room monster and a coach on the field when he is in there

    I'm going to have to refrain from judgement until I hear more about his hips.
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