"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.
"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now. The fuck???STOp
In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.
All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place
I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.
I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.
I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury. Signing 0 players gives us a better a shot at not signing a bunch of shitty players so I AGREE
I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury. Me too!
I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury. Me too! Romar pulled that off a few years back it was the exact opposite of glorious.
All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.Until the class is finished has played actual college football fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place
Can’t wait for the signing day pod. This thread will just be water under the Aurora bridge.
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