Official BALLZDEEP memorial FUCK KB and his fucking moobs thread
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Why are you surprised? My handle is literally Doog shit. You figure it out.PurpleJ said:
Christ. Why do people always like to prove my point for me?DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! -
the only 'point' you've coherently made on here or elsewhere is how much of a blathering autist retard you arePurpleJ said:
Christ. Why do people always like to prove my point for me?DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
a retard on a high horse lmfao -
You seem angry.BaldwinIV said:
the only 'point' you've coherently made on here or elsewhere is how much of a blathering autist retard you arePurpleJ said:
Christ. Why do people always like to prove my point for me?DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
a retard on a high horse lmfao -
Okay not literally day 1 but he was a beast within his first month as a frosh. Lake gets some credit but Sid was mostly just way underranked.Gladstone said:
whatdnc said:
Dude Gaskin's been a baller since day one. I don't credit Lake's coaching for Sidney Jones being a beast since he balled out from day one and I don't credit KB for Gaskin. They get eval points for those two, not coaching points. But Gaskin wasn't a tough eval, everyone knew he'd be good.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Dennis_DeYoung said:
Great point you fucking retard. Fucking hell what is wrong with you morons?PostGameOrangeSlices said:Gaskin seems to doing pretty well...
DIAFF
Yeah, because we have a great RB who has insane natural ability, not being able to recruit is excused.
What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking dumb shit? Is it that hard to not put all your food in a blender?
Can your feeble fucking mind comprehend that not everything should be mixed together during evaluation?
God, why is everyone here such a fucking monkey?
Listen slow you fucking mong:
He. Cannot. Recruit.
He should be fired.
You don’t understand college football man. Go hang out on Hawksblog or whatever.
In college you don’t draft players.
Him and Paopao are both bullshit recruiters.
Fuck KB.
The syphilis is winning.
Im sure Gaskin's success has nothing to do with the coaching. Nothing.
Youre a fucking retard.
jones didn't ball out from day 1
rewatch 2014 EWU game, his nickname on here was "toast" -
I shed a tear for this level of greatness.DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! -
Dennis_DeYoung said:
I shed a tear for this level of greatness.DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Thank you for the appreciation. I felt this poast was some of my best work in my short time here. -
Also, I think it's super fucking sweet that you're representing @Swaye while he is on his trip. You're a good friend. And I mean that with sincerity, not trying to trigger anyone.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I shed a tear for this level of greatness.DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:Boner popper developed Coleman pretty well and Salvin Achmed looked pretty good as a frosh.
Dennis on the rag per usual. He should ban himself IMO and take his faggy recruiting bored with him.
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!




