So I went to church today...

Swaye

By church I mean strip club. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

RaceBannon

HCH isn't for sermon seekers

CheersWestDawg

Jesus hung out with the possessed, the invalids, and the prostitutes. Not the pious ones.

I'm sure He'd understand your visit to the nudie bar today.

YellowSnow

Tits too big and balloon like.

HuskyJW

Casa Diablo

At 43.. thought I had pretty much seen it all to see at a strip club

Nope

PurpleJ

I'm wondering about the poor bastard who paid for that wedding ring. Sucker!

CaptainPJ

HuskyJW said:

Casa Diablo

At 43.. thought I had pretty much seen it all to see at a strip club

Nope

Fucking THIS!!

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Tits too big

Gate

RaceBannon

HuskyJW said:

Casa Diablo

At 43.. thought I had pretty much seen it all to see at a strip club

Nope

I'm mostly here to write about my experience with the lapdances. Be very careful with who you choose because the experience will vary. I've had maybe 6 lapdances here and 5 were good, but 1 was a bad experience. I recommend not getting a lapdance with a 'drunk' dancer because she literally stole/yanked my money out of my hand at the end of the dance. She said she saw all of the money I had in my wallet and that she wanted $20 tip, and then as I was deciding, she just yanked out all of my $2's out of my hand. I kind of feel the tip is something you should earn and she did not earn the $20 imo. This event has prevented me from wanting to return. I've been to a lot of strip clubs and never had money taken out of my hand.

The $50 lapdance basically isn't an option for most of the dancers which is unfortunate. This is a con game right here, they guilt you into the more expensive dance. Be sure to negotiate whether you want this value before she gets in line for a dance because they are always e

RaceBannon

My friend took me here years ago when he first moved to Portland. We went here, then tried another strip club, and both agreed we wanted to go back to Casa Diablo.

The girls were adorable, sexy, and welcoming. They were neither too aggressive nor too unapproachable. I got a lap dance from a really hot girl, and it was a great time.

But the FOOD. Omg this was hands down the BEST vegan burger I've ever had, and I'm not even vegan. Even now, years later, I talk about how good this burger was. When I next go to Portland, Casa Diablo is first on my list of places to visit.

FireCohen

RaceBannon said:

My friend took me here years ago when he first moved to Portland. We went here, then tried another strip club, and both agreed we wanted to go back to Casa Diablo.

The girls were adorable, sexy, and welcoming. They were neither too aggressive nor too unapproachable. I got a lap dance from a really hot girl, and it was a great time.

But the FOOD. Omg this was hands down the BEST vegan burger I've ever had, and I'm not even vegan. Even now, years later, I talk about how good this burger was. When I next go to Portland, Casa Diablo is first on my list of places to visit.

Charlotte uptown cabaret has some of the best breakfast food I tried. Definitely recommend

Pitchfork51

Last time I was at the strip club my private room dance was like 400 bucks. Fortunately my friend paid for it all. No idea why.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Tits too big and balloon like.

PurpleJ

How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

Swaye

"Colored stripper" is a Racist Pumpy all timer.

Pitchfork51

It took me this whole time to learn what splitskin meant.

Puppy always has something new to teach.