WORLD CUP MEGA THREAD

RaceBannon

What kind of a fag would click on this?

PurpleJ

I'm making this the OFFICIAL thread. I'm rooting for Argentina this time. They did my krauts a solid keeping the reich alive all those years.

Gladstone

why would anyone spend money on a ticket to a #USMNT game? they couldnt get a draw against trinidad and tobago and missed the world cup lmao, if you support them financially you're encouraging failure

PurpleJ

I feel #blessed for my first American-free WC. Hope the MLS folds soon.

El_K

I watch it for the hottie fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aP1ah_Ekgs

PurpleJ

sportbible.com/football/news-joachim-low-bans-germany-players-from-having-sex-during-the-world-cup-20180529

"Just a couple of weeks after Brazil legend Romario suggested to Gabriel Jesus that he has 'a lot of sex' before the World Cup next month, Germany manager Joachim Low has taken the complete opposite route."

I like my Krauts this year.

PurpleJ

Meanwhile in news involving teams that didn't make the WC.

https://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/1002624583193817089

RaceBannon

Only a few more days. 2014 was my year of poverty and also the one time I actually watched a lot of the World Cup because that's what poor people do. Kick a ball in the dirt then watch pros kick a ball on grass. Exciting stuff

Mexico got robbed, the US lost and it was like Nazi Germany or Holland all over again

HoustonHusky

Flying over Monday...will be there for basically the entire Group stage. Should be fun, but don’t think it’s going to compare to Brazil...that was a bit nuts.

I’ve bet on the Nazis in my pool...

dnc

HoustonHusky said:

Flying over Monday...will be there for basically the entire Group stage. Should be fun, but don’t think it’s going to compare to Brazil...that was a bit nuts.

I’ve bet on the Nazis in my pool...

I thought we didn't make the cut???

Swaye

So South Korea, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia made it into the Cup, and we couldn't? WTF?

Swaye

Just noticed Australia, Senegal and Egypt all made it as well. Japan too. This is fucking embarrassing.

UWhuskytskeet

Swaye said:

So South Korea, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia made it into the Cup, and we couldn't? WTF?

Tunisia didn't have to play a ranked Trinidad and Tobago.

PurpleJ

HoustonHusky said:

Flying over Monday...will be there for basically the entire Group stage. Should be fun, but don’t think it’s going to compare to Brazil...that was a bit nuts.

I’ve bet on the Nazis in my pool...

Betting on Germany was a bad idea. Our inability to win in Russia is well-documented.

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

Just noticed Australia, Senegal and Egypt all made it as well. Japan too. This is fucking embarrassing.

Senegal and Egypt are both pretty damn good. Japan, as well.

In fact, they all have at least one player that would be the best player on our team.

If the US had to qualify out of Europe, they would almost never make the tournament. The fact that they missed out of one of the weakest regions is very satisfying to someone who hates American soccer fans.

PurpleJ

https://apnews.com/97798ae556cc42308169f285ccb0737e

PurpleJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rp2aLQl7vg

Enjoy!

ThomasFremont

Update: 0-0

PurpleJ

Crackin match mate.

UWhuskytskeet

Denmark blowing out Peru 1-Nil.

UWhuskytskeet

CONCACAF fuerte.