So I'm in this shithole town ...

pawz

Eugene is a shithole and I have to spend the whole day here.

Where can I drink, starting now this morning?

Doogles

I send you fireball from afar. It could be worse, you could be in Antioch.

pawz

Doogles said:

I send you fireball from afar. It could be worse, you could be in Antioch.

It could not be worse. I'd rather drink from a water fountain in Flint, MI.

2001400ex

I thought this would be a thread about Woodinville.

dflea

I was ready to list all the spots in Shelton for you.

pawz

dflea said:

I was ready to list all the spots in Shelton for you.

Thank you for your service, but when I'm there, I never make it past the casino.

Olympia is my second-least favorite place on the planet, behind Eugene.

pawz

For those keeping score, I'm two drinks in at Rennie's. Admittedly slipping.

FTP

Kaepsknee

Wild Duck is a decent joint.

CuntWaffle

So you aren’t in Maltby?

pawz

CuntWaffle said:

So you aren’t in Maltby?

Worse.

dflea

pawz said:

dflea said:

I was ready to list all the spots in Shelton for you.

Thank you for your service, but when I'm there, I never make it past the casino.

Olympia is my second-least favorite place on the planet, behind Eugene.

Did someone beat you up the last time you were in Oly or something?

Lots of anti-vaxxers around here. Figured it might be your crowd.