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Our recruiting is a disaster: OL and in-state edition

You want to get a reality check about how bad our fucking talent on the OL is? Go watch the PSU game.

-Nick Harris is being abused like a Thai 7 year old in Spooge's dungeon.
-Jesse Sosebee can't move.
-Andrew Kirkland was playing which means that no one behind him is any good.

Who could have seen this crisis coming? Now Bain has a back injury and we are back to relying on guys who've never played to come in and be great. And you loser fucks are okay with it because you are all fucking doogs at heart!

"I TRUST THE COACHES!!" "WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT OL RECRUITING?!?! OUR 2016 OFFENSIVE LINE WAS GREAT!!!" "HEIL STRAUßER!!"

Fuck that. We've recruited like absolute dog shit.

I "like" Norgy and I really like Kirkland - but let's be real for a second about what a pants-shitting 2017's class was. We missed Fozzy, Austin Jackson, AVT and a million others. We refuse to take more than 3 OL in a class.

So, the good news is going into 2019 we have, as far as proven linemen go: Nick Harris. Who is terrible.

This is the thing you fucking morons don't get about recruiting. Even though I like certain players and not others, you need to sign a lot of top players every year. AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T NEED TO SIGN THE SAME AMOUNT OF WIDE FUCKING RECEIVERS OVER A FOUR YEAR PERIOD THAN FUCKING OFFENSIVE LINEMEN (which we did from 2015-2018; actually, if you count Nik Little, it's one more WR than OLs over that period).

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SIGNING SO MANY FUCKING WRs?!?! You'd think that we play more WRs per play than we do OLs, but last time I checked, we actually average 2.2 more OL per play than WRs.

The other fucking joke about this is that, on average, OL recruiting is more spotty than WR recruiting (unless you are recruiting shit-bag WRs like we were from 2014-2016). And it's easy for a guy like Joseph Ngata to come in be good (though with our overly convoluted offense, it's hard for anyone to come in and contribute), but it takes 3 years for an OL to be ready generally.

LAST YEAR WE SIGNED 3 WRs and 3 OLs even though the previous year, we'd gotten 3 big time WRs and 1 big time OL and two projects and our big time OL dude has a back problem and we could've offered Beresford and gotten him.

Think about that shit.

Then think about this - Joseph Ngata (if we sign him) will be very likely to be leaving for the NFL before Kalepo has been a full year starter.

Our recruiting numbers at WR make no fucking sense because we sign as many WRs as we do OLs and DBs, though we play 5 of each of those per play.

This is just one sign that Pete doesn't fucking get it. There are millions, but this is one.

You know what another one is? In-state recruiting.

First of all, we've lost every 5* big-time player in-state under Pete except Sirmon. And now, to make sure that we never get anyone good, we refuse to offer in-state players.

We are dragging our feet on DJ Rogers, who has offers from: LS FUCKING U, Arkansas, Nebraska and USC. And not us.

I assume it's just so we can piss everyone in-state off and keep the narrative of 'UW doesn't offer in-state players' alive and well because it's great for our program.

You fucking idiots always want to debate about offering Gee Scott and you can shove that bullshit up your stupid vages, but even you idiots cannot fucking deny that not offering DJ Rogers is a fucking nightmare.

The two biggest time players in-state (JT Tui and Savvy) are at a position where we can never sign anyone, but they are both 5* kids - and they are both already heavy Stanford leans.

Louisville just offered Quentin Moore, the TE/DE from Inglemoor.

We have no fucking plan. We are offering shit-balls from Arizona like Braelen Trice and ignoring everyone in-state and that will fuck us eventually.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

Our 2019 team could have been a great team if Pete was consistently committed to recruiting. We would have DJ Johnson back, we'd have a decent OL and have depth at places other than WR (though the WRs that are likely to play that year are all shit). But, we have one OL who we KNOW is going to be good next year. Watty. That's it.

On a team that could otherwise be a Natty contender. We fucking suck.

Pete said the other day that our young players flash, but need to be consistent. Well, fuck him. He needs to be consistent with recruiting.

FUCK OUR TEAM.
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    Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    What are you drinking today Dennis?

    Zombies. Don the Beachcomber ones.
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    bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,911
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    I propose a hopped up batshit post battle between Dennis and Pumpy
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    Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    I propose a hopped up batshit post battle between Dennis and Pumpy

    We suck. Last year’s class is going to come to maturity in 2021. So we can look forward to that.
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    HUSKYFANATICHUSKYFANATIC Member Posts: 1,651
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    Someone get DDY some blow and hookers
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    whuggywhuggy Member Posts: 2,088
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    Someone get DDY some blow and hookers

    Geez blow is probably the last thing he needs. Xanax probably more recommended.
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    whuggy said:

    Someone get DDY some blow and hookers

    Geez blow is probably the last thing he needs. Xanax probably more recommended.
    Katamine
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    Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    What are you drinking today Dennis?

    Zombies. Don the Beachcomber ones.
    Looked it up. That's one of the most convoluted cocktail recipes I've seen in a while. What the fuck is falernum and what kind of dwarven king do you need to defeat in single combat in order to obtain it?
    It's essentially a rum-based clove syrup. Any serious tiki bar and my house will have it. John D. Taylor's Velvet Falernum is pretty decent, but you can (and I do!) make it yourself.

    Original zombies are incredible... but you have to have WHITE grapefruit juice. Not that fucking ruby red bullshit.
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    GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    You want to get a reality check about how bad our fucking talent on the OL is? Go watch the PSU game.

    -Nick Harris is being abused like a Thai 7 year old in Spooge's dungeon.
    -Jesse Sosebee can't move.
    -Andrew Kirkland was playing which means that no one behind him is any good.

    Who could have seen this crisis coming? Now Bain has a back injury and we are back to relying on guys who've never played to come in and be great. And you loser fucks are okay with it because you are all fucking doogs at heart!

    "I TRUST THE COACHES!!" "WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT OL RECRUITING?!?! OUR 2016 OFFENSIVE LINE WAS GREAT!!!" "HEIL STRAUßER!!"

    Fuck that. We've recruited like absolute dog shit.

    I "like" Norgy and I really like Kirkland - but let's be real for a second about what a pants-shitting 2017's class was. We missed Fozzy, Austin Jackson, AVT and a million others. We refuse to take more than 3 OL in a class.

    So, the good news is going into 2019 we have, as far as proven linemen go: Nick Harris. Who is terrible.

    This is the thing you fucking morons don't get about recruiting. Even though I like certain players and not others, you need to sign a lot of top players every year. AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T NEED TO SIGN THE SAME AMOUNT OF WIDE FUCKING RECEIVERS OVER A FOUR YEAR PERIOD THAN FUCKING OFFENSIVE LINEMEN (which we did from 2015-2018; actually, if you count Nik Little, it's one more WR than OLs over that period).

    WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SIGNING SO MANY FUCKING WRs?!?! You'd think that we play more WRs per play than we do OLs, but last time I checked, we actually average 2.2 more OL per play than WRs.

    The other fucking joke about this is that, on average, OL recruiting is more spotty than WR recruiting (unless you are recruiting shit-bag WRs like we were from 2014-2016). And it's easy for a guy like Joseph Ngata to come in be good (though with our overly convoluted offense, it's hard for anyone to come in and contribute), but it takes 3 years for an OL to be ready generally.

    LAST YEAR WE SIGNED 3 WRs and 3 OLs even though the previous year, we'd gotten 3 big time WRs and 1 big time OL and two projects and our big time OL dude has a back problem and we could've offered Beresford and gotten him.

    Think about that shit.

    Then think about this - Joseph Ngata (if we sign him) will be very likely to be leaving for the NFL before Kalepo has been a full year starter.

    Our recruiting numbers at WR make no fucking sense because we sign as many WRs as we do OLs and DBs, though we play 5 of each of those per play.

    This is just one sign that Pete doesn't fucking get it. There are millions, but this is one.

    You know what another one is? In-state recruiting.

    First of all, we've lost every 5* big-time player in-state under Pete except Sirmon. And now, to make sure that we never get anyone good, we refuse to offer in-state players.

    We are dragging our feet on DJ Rogers, who has offers from: LS FUCKING U, Arkansas, Nebraska and USC. And not us.

    I assume it's just so we can piss everyone in-state off and keep the narrative of 'UW doesn't offer in-state players' alive and well because it's great for our program.

    You fucking idiots always want to debate about offering Gee Scott and you can shove that bullshit up your stupid vages, but even you idiots cannot fucking deny that not offering DJ Rogers is a fucking nightmare.

    The two biggest time players in-state (JT Tui and Savvy) are at a position where we can never sign anyone, but they are both 5* kids - and they are both already heavy Stanford leans.

    Louisville just offered Quentin Moore, the TE/DE from Inglemoor.

    We have no fucking plan. We are offering shit-balls from Arizona like Braelen Trice and ignoring everyone in-state and that will fuck us eventually.

    THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

    Our 2019 team could have been a great team if Pete was consistently committed to recruiting. We would have DJ Johnson back, we'd have a decent OL and have depth at places other than WR (though the WRs that are likely to play that year are all shit). But, we have one OL who we KNOW is going to be good next year. Watty. That's it.

    On a team that could otherwise be a Natty contender. We fucking suck.

    Pete said the other day that our young players flash, but need to be consistent. Well, fuck him. He needs to be consistent with recruiting.

    FUCK OUR TEAM.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh5hhJa3dNA
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    tvoietvoie Member Posts: 996
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    Pete needs to offer the obvious studs sooner. They are UW’s best hope to fix the serious issues this team has. That’s the summary of your post DDY. And it’s a more than fair question. But this team far from sucks. Do you recall the last decade?

    But, I 100% agree that Pete needs to pull his head out of his ass and fix the perceptions, real or not, in-state or the past two years will be the heighth of the success this team has over the next several years.

    P.S. DDY, chill the fuck out. It could always be 2000 and whatever again.
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