Official (shout out to @89 Ute) what do you do when LDS Missionaries stop by your home thread?

YellowSnow

At some point - maybe when I'm older and not scrambling to get dinner on the table for the kidz - I will invite them in for an intense theological discussion. If I could ever flip a missionary to the dark side of non belief I would be very proud. If I fail, then, at least, they got in some good role playing to sharpen the sales pitch.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

Those Mormon motherfuckers make relentless sales guys later in life. They DNGAF about taking "No's".

I can verify this. I did some door to door work as a young man in Bible school and also on the street and at concerts.

You have people that already bought Jesus and don't want yours and people that know everything your going to say and not only aren't interested, they can get pretty salty about you bugging them.

You get a thick skin and you can sell anything to anyone.

I don't answer the door but I will give a nod and a wave when we pass on the street. I know most people are telling them to fuck off

LebamDawg

To get them off my property when I see them approaching - I go out in the field with the goats, drop my drawers and start fucking chasing the goats, they usually run. the goats not the mormons.

RoadDawg55

I once invited a couple Mormon fellas inside. It was a hot day and I felt for the guys.

I had a couple people over and it were drinking some beers, grilling, and playing NCAA football. Of course we thought this was pretty funny. They laughed when the blunt came around to them.

I can’t remember if the Mormans ate or not. They stayed awhile though. I think they had a good time.