And after these things I saw another Quarterback come down from heaven, having great power; and the Rose Bowl was lightened with his glory.
And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Washington the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of Sun Devils, and the hold of every foul Cardinal, and a cage of every unclean and hateful Bird.
And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my Coach, that ye be not a partaker of her loses, and that ye receive not of her plagues. Alas, alas that once great team, that was clothed in fine linen, and purple, and decked with gold, and sparkly helmets!
For in three hour is she made desolate.
Amen.
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Edit: got whoooooooshed badly, well done.