Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)

UW_Doog_Bot

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

LaMichael_Corleone

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

dirtysouwfdawg

LaMichael_Corleone said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I look like the butler from mr Deeds but with a over grown beard, receding hairline, and a massively thinning crown. FML.

Do you look like Tyrone Biggums?

LaMichael_Corleone

dirtysouwfdawg said:

LaMichael_Corleone said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I look like the butler from mr Deeds but with a over grown beard, receding hairline, and a massively thinning crown. FML.

Do you look like Tyrone Biggums?

I look like Russell Wilson mixed with Ryan bowman.

WilburHooksHands

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This song fucking rips, my dream for some tim has been to have Kip Winger do a “he’s only 17” version for TSIO

RaceBannon

LaMichael_Corleone said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This is how I imagine all of you fuckers look. Or at least used to look and now you guys look like Jonathan Smith if he had a heroin problem.

I used to have long hair halfway down my back but I didn't perm it and I was never ripped enough to do a music video in a wife beater vest.

Now I look like 81% o bald white guys but I have a beard instead of a goatee

Dennis_DeYoung

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

RaceBannon

Dennis_DeYoung said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

LaMichael_Corleone

RaceBannon said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

Dennis_DeYoung

LaMichael_Corleone said:

RaceBannon said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Fuck I love this kid

God, I love that we are 30+ year old man, and follow underage teenbois. Going to be great sharing prison cells with all ya

I identify as a 17 year old female so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

#NotAGirl
#NotYetAWoman

https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ

This era of music is so criminally underrated.

Not in my mind or playlist

Or like any of the Lake Oswego moms I grew up around that loved to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot”

If we’re bashing Lake Oswego moms that love to do blow, go to duck tailgates, and cheat on their husbands with college kids cuz ya know...... “autzen porking lot” - I AM FUCKING OUT.