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Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

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  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited February 2019
    RaceBannon said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
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  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    Meek said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    "Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

    But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.






    looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o


    Criminally underchinned


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  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,381 Founders Club
    StrongArmCobra said:

    RaceBannon said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
    You'll make a great cuck one day.
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  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    Pakola is claimed 6'5" which means he's really around 6'3"-6'3.5"

    That pic shows Danny hammers to be a comfortable 6'1", at least
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  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    backthepack said:

    Ever heard of angles?

    in the outfield?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    guntlove said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    Neighbor2972 said:


    I fucking told you.
    Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.
    "fucking mongoloid" is the best shit I have ever read and it is going in the rotation immediately.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    I cannot stop laffing....
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