Ballistic Missile incoming warning in Hawaii

doogie

Probably fake but, the phone calls I’m getting are real.

T’s and P’s

GrundleStiltzkin

Dear God I hope it is fake

GrundleStiltzkin

Appears to be genuine alert

doogie

It’s a warning on all Cell phones over there.

Update, from caller to 911. Dispatch says it’s a “unannounced Nuclear Drill”

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/tulsigabbard/status/952243723525677056

doogie

YouTube of actual warning

“This is Not A Drill”

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/904303/Hawaii-ballistic-missile-threat-warning-drill-launch-attack-USA

WilburHooksHands

Our systems are rock solid.

doogie

Well, it’s always prudent to be planning for a nuclear missile to detonate accidentally, in your neighborhood anyway

pawz

False alarm.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5266357/Hawaii-receives-ballistic-missile-threat-warning.html

doogie

False alarm. Simple political drill it seems. We’ll see how this plays out.

From November https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/21/hawaii-prepares-for-nuclear-attack-trying-not-to-scare-the-daylights-out-of-residents-and-tourists/?utm_term=.124b7b4c3725

TommySQC

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dear God I hope it is fake

Not me. That place is a shithole

GrundleStiltzkin

TommySQC said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dear God I hope it is fake

Not me. That place is a shithole

Yes, but it's my(?) anestoral shit hole

dflea

TommySQC said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dear God I hope it is fake

Not me. That place is a shithole

Hey fucker - there are valuable 'croots there.

GrundleStiltzkin

dflea said:

TommySQC said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dear God I hope it is fake

Not me. That place is a shithole

Hey fucker - there are valuable 'croots there.

Like the next Danny Shelton

oregonblitzkrieg

TommySQC

dflea said:

TommySQC said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dear God I hope it is fake

Not me. That place is a shithole

Hey fucker - there are valuable Bama 'croots there.

Dude61

Nine months from now when there's a baby boom in Hawaii, you'll know who took the incoming missile warning seriously.

dnc

Dude61 said:

Nine months from now when there's a baby boom in Hawaii, you'll know who took the incoming missile warning seriously.

"This is my last time, I'm not wearing a fucking condom"

Pitchfork51

I spent my early years in that shithole you fucker


I'd like to go back right now and find an australian girl to fire my ballistic missile into

EwaDawg

doogie said:

Probably fake but, the phone calls I’m getting are real.

T’s and P’s

Head better roll motherfuckers. Heads better roll.

EwaDawg

doogie said:

It’s a warning on all Cell phones over there.

Update, from caller to 911. Dispatch says it’s a “unannounced Nuclear Drill”

Was actually a warning on some cell phones. No rhyme or reason. I got it. My wife didn't. Some mainland visitors got it. Some didn't. Some iPhones got it. Some droids got it. Fucking cluster fucking fuck.