OFFICIAL [Official] National Championship Game Thread

PurpleThrobber

Jalen Hurts is god awful at a brown Sox level.

dflea

Hurts is Alabama's Browning.

dflea

Always 53 seconds late.

Fuck.

PurpleThrobber

The sexual tension between Herbie and Maria Taylor is ruining this broadcast.

EsophagealFeces

PurpleThrobber said:

Jalen Hurts is god awful at a brown Sox level.

dflea said:

Hurts is Alabama's Browning.

This. He’s fucking awful. He’s panicky as fuck and always runs to the sideline. Step up and make a throw or run up the middle.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Hurts is the black Browning with athletic ability but he can't even throw a speed out.

UWerentThereMan

Can’t wait to see te ass chewins

Fire_Marshall_Bill

haie said:

dflea said:

I hope someone rips out Herbie's throat at halftime.

No call for genocide - he can live, I just don't want to hear him speak. He's such a fucking cock.

I hope someone lies to Herbie that tOSU has been outted in a pedo-like scandal, death penalty imminent and he jumps headfirst out of the booth.

You have a lot of hate in your life

Gladstone

the slow developing read plays college football has become is infuriating

i miss tom moore's speed/sprint off tackle that peyton manning had to literally sprint his fastest just to get the ball to the RB

RB getting down hill fast

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Georgia just out athleting bama.

Passion

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

Georgia just out athleting bama.

They have some amazing fucking players.

UWerentThereMan

They keep saying Fromm, but my brain keeps changing it to Sirmon

Doogles

Saban looks like he is going to sacrifice a walk-on kicker at half to prove a point.

UWerentThereMan

Doogles said:

Saban looks like he is going to sacrifice a walk-on kicker at half to prove a point.

Probably sounds something like this except he’s yelling at the assistant coaches
https://youtu.be/uMVmhI1SUq0

phineas

I'm offended and DISGUSTED the racist ESPN broadcast team is suggesting Jalen Hurts get benched. This w9uod never happen if he were a white quarterback.

CuntWaffle

Is ESPN even capable of talking about the other team playing well or is it always how bad Bama is doing?

Meek

let's just sit back and watch some white college kids bopping their heads to the Lamar Jackson halftime show.

PineapplePirate

What the hell is he singing about?

CuntWaffle

PineapplePirate said:

What the hell is he singing about?

Fast twitch shit

PineapplePirate

@backthepack

Translate this shit please, my kids are watching.