Furious Five FUpdate or Bruce Wayne's Sloppy Seconds
"So, right now we are in an odd state as a program. We are doing 'pretty well' this recruiting class, but we are clearly a tier down from teams that get consistently good players like Bama, etc."
Our state moving forward according to DDY was significantly tied to signing the "Furious Five". That turned out like this so far.
1. Togiai (DDY3) tOSU Bagman & a Fat Fuckface Coach
2. Gordon (DDY3) STAYING HOME!!!
3. Kaho (DDY3) [As it stands, the only guy I think we have a DECENT chance with is Kaho.]~DDY called it
4. Irvin (DDY3) 81% chance he comes to UW
5. Tremblay (DDY2) The continued plungering by Marlon, USC's classic Ivan pitch, "So many of our players get injured you'll definitely get early playing time."
So far we've got 2/5 with a high probability of going 3/5 by Feb. This would mean that we have crossed the threshold that DDY established of "If we, somehow, manage to pull 3 of these guys... you will know shit is REALLY changing."
DDY also wrote "If, we somehow manage to land all these guys, we will be in rarified air. This will be a class that we put a spike in the ground on and say 'that's when our program changed'. But to do that, we are going to have to turn into a team that fucks. " This obviously can't happen. What I'm curious about though is if and how our remaining targets could affect the outlook on the class.
Here's a list of the most likely candidates still on the radar:
Most Likely
Jeremiah Martin
D.J. Johnson
Skinny Eason
Jackson Cravens
Poly Bowl Bruddah's
Tuli Letuligasenoa
Solomon Tuliaupupu
Merlin Robertson
Underwear Mission Kids
Tennessee Pututau
Tanner McKee
If Irvin signs and we land another two of these guys are we putting a spike in the ground? Which two would be the most impactful? Would it take all four of our most likely? How many would we take max?
TLDR Even though the chick we were talking to went home with Bruce Wayne for the night the girl he was banging in the bathroom just stumbled back to the bar at 1:45. Are we going to try and close on some sloppy seconds?
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Strong first poast, but LEAVE!
Where are you getting a high probability of Irvin? -
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81% that Irvin is coming to UW is just what I am hearing...
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DIEUW_Doog_Bot said:Back in December DDY Wrote
"So, right now we are in an odd state as a program. We are doing 'pretty well' this recruiting class, but we are clearly a tier down from teams that get consistently good players like Bama, etc."
Our state moving forward according to DDY was significantly tied to signing the "Furious Five". That turned out like this so far.
1. Togiai (DDY3) tOSU Bagman & a Fat Fuckface Coach
2. Gordon (DDY3) STAYING HOME!!!
3. Kaho (DDY3) [As it stands, the only guy I think we have a DECENT chance with is Kaho.]~DDY called it
4. Irvin (DDY3) 81% chance he comes to UW
5. Tremblay (DDY2) The continued plungering by Marlon, USC's classic Ivan pitch, "So many of our players get injured you'll definitely get early playing time."
So far we've got 2/5 with a high probability of going 3/5 by Feb. This would mean that we have crossed the threshold that DDY established of "If we, somehow, manage to pull 3 of these guys... you will know shit is REALLY changing."
DDY also wrote "If, we somehow manage to land all these guys, we will be in rarified air. This will be a class that we put a spike in the ground on and say 'that's when our program changed'. But to do that, we are going to have to turn into a team that fucks. " This obviously can't happen. What I'm curious about though is if and how our remaining targets could affect the outlook on the class.
Here's a list of the most likely candidates still on the radar:
Most Likely
Jeremiah Martin
D.J. Johnson
Skinny Eason
Jackson Cravens
Poly Bowl Bruddah's
Tuli Letuligasenoa
Solomon Tuliaupupu
Merlin Robertson
Underwear Mission Kids
Tennessee Pututau
Tanner McKee
If Irvin signs and we land another two of these guys are we putting a spike in the ground? Which two would be the most impactful? Would it take all four of our most likely? How many would we take max?
TLDR Even though the chick we were talking to went home with Bruce Wayne for the night the girl he was banging in the bathroom just stumbled back to the bar at 1:45. Are we going to try and close on some sloppy seconds? -
Eason was already basically a done deal before The Furious Five came out so I wouldn't add him as a notch on the "we fuck" belt. The rest of those guys would count for me other than Cravens, who I think we have kind of always had as a fallback guy
I say we get Eason, Johnson, AssHarry, Martin, one of the Poly Bowel guys or Cravens and one of the mission guys. Though I do wonder if the 10th coach gives us a better shot at Irvin. Getting any three of those guys makes this an absolute monster class. -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
DIEUW_Doog_Bot said:Back in December DDY Wrote
"So, right now we are in an odd state as a program. We are doing 'pretty well' this recruiting class, but we are clearly a tier down from teams that get consistently good players like Bama, etc."
Our state moving forward according to DDY was significantly tied to signing the "Furious Five". That turned out like this so far.
1. Togiai (DDY3) tOSU Bagman & a Fat Fuckface Coach
2. Gordon (DDY3) STAYING HOME!!!
3. Kaho (DDY3) [As it stands, the only guy I think we have a DECENT chance with is Kaho.]~DDY called it
4. Irvin (DDY3) 81% chance he comes to UW
5. Tremblay (DDY2) The continued plungering by Marlon, USC's classic Ivan pitch, "So many of our players get injured you'll definitely get early playing time."
So far we've got 2/5 with a high probability of going 3/5 by Feb. This would mean that we have crossed the threshold that DDY established of "If we, somehow, manage to pull 3 of these guys... you will know shit is REALLY changing."
DDY also wrote "If, we somehow manage to land all these guys, we will be in rarified air. This will be a class that we put a spike in the ground on and say 'that's when our program changed'. But to do that, we are going to have to turn into a team that fucks. " This obviously can't happen. What I'm curious about though is if and how our remaining targets could affect the outlook on the class.
Here's a list of the most likely candidates still on the radar:
Most Likely
Jeremiah Martin
D.J. Johnson
Skinny Eason
Jackson Cravens
Poly Bowl Bruddah's
Tuli Letuligasenoa
Solomon Tuliaupupu
Merlin Robertson
Underwear Mission Kids
Tennessee Pututau
Tanner McKee
If Irvin signs and we land another two of these guys are we putting a spike in the ground? Which two would be the most impactful? Would it take all four of our most likely? How many would we take max?
TLDR Even though the chick we were talking to went home with Bruce Wayne for the night the girl he was banging in the bathroom just stumbled back to the bar at 1:45. Are we going to try and close on some sloppy seconds?
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I say we go 0-5
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I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect
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Not exactly a staff full of homeyzWeakarmCobra said:I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect
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Fast Strategy Hispanics don't exist at UW.dnc said:
Not exactly a staff full of homeyzWeakarmCobra said:I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect
