PM to UWKatie

Alexis

AZDuck said:

UWKatie said:

I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?

oh, he'll school you, alright

Just do this, it'll scare him in a non-arousing way:

Jeezus. That horrific Kars for Kids commercial is playing in the background and this CHUD's eyewinks are working in perfect unison to the beat.

It's really kind of spooky.

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Has anyone inquired of @Khaleesi on whether she wants in on this orgy planning sexual tension playful banter?

We can't have @Khaleesi come here right now. With two women present we are at our limit for juvenile hijinx. One more chick and this place fucking assplodes.

You disappoint me sir. I thought if anyone on this board could juggle multiple women it would be you.

I am quite used to disappointing women, which is one of the chief reasons I switched over to @dnc many years ago.

Swaye

UWKatie said:

Swaye said:

UWKatie said:

Swaye said:

UWKatie said:

May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.

This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.

Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.

Swaye said:

UWKatie said:

Swaye said:

UWKatie said:

May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.

This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.

Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.

I'm picturing Cousin Eddie now. Rubber sheets and gerbils too? My real name does happen to be Katherine.

Nailed it. lulz.

So, um, I assume this means Cousin Eddie is a MASSIVE turn on?

Swaye

UWKatie said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

UWKatie said:

I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?

Quick poonters.
1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye
2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs
3. Always flag Hondo posts
4. ????
5. Profit.

Only pancakes from @Swaye are unacceptable? All other forms of food are safe?

I will decline all PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs and flag all Hondo posts. Good looking out.

Trust me, you want the pancakes.

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

UWKatie said:

Only pancakes from @Swaye are unacceptable? All other forms of food are safe?

Ask him to treat you to fondue.

Only the good stuff for me lady friends.

Swaye

FRANNY +1

Mad_Son

AZDuck said:

Not tryin' to brag, but I rang in the New Year with a fondue party at @Mad_Son 's place.

Fondue is delicious!

You should brag. It was a great night.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

DerekJohnson said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

UWKatie said:

I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?

Quick poonters.
1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye
2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs
3. Always flag Hondo posts
4. ????
5. Profit.

6. Donate to Hardcore Husky

7. Accept the fact Sven is annoying.

It was implied in number 2.

Hi. That is the original rule 7.

minion_doog

UWKatie said:

I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?

Pitchfork51

Shes clearly like 50 if she knows who cousin eddie is