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I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.

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Dennis_DeYoung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ

FireCohen

@Baseman was last year's crooting info hero, but this year he was MIA

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.

Agreed. You don’t understand the sacrifices we have made, especially Cunt. A true hero.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

@TierbsHsotBoobs baabs pump was right, you truly are a dud!!

dnc

I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.
Agreed. You don’t understand the sacrifices we have made, especially Cunt. A true hero.

We'll never understand them. What you guys do, openly stalking teen bois and their families on Twitter so the rest of us don't have to, I just can't say enough about it. Braver souls have never lived.

Swaye

I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.
Agreed. You don’t understand the sacrifices we have made, especially Cunt. A true hero.
We'll never understand them. What you guys do, openly stalking teen bois and their families on Twitter so the rest of us don't have to, I just can't say enough about it. Braver souls have never lived.

I oftentimes envision Coker as that Corporal in a platoon who jumps on a grenade to save his buddies lives. And Dennis as his secretly gay lover Sergeant who cradles his head and brushes the hair out of his face as he dies. I get emotional thinking about the sacrifices they make for us and our great nation.

dnc

I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.

Late signing day bump. Pertinent selection highlighted for Coker.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I served in Afghanistan. I saw 81% of my platoon lay down their lives in the fight against terrorism. I spent 81 days as an Al Qaida prisoner of war. I lost two fingers and nearly @GrandpaSankey'd myself everyday after they poured bleach in my eyes.

But I've never seen anything so courageous as your coverage of this recruiting season.

Buy yourselves a beer, take a big fat one in the ass from your favorite position, and enjoy your holidays. You are the real purple hearts.
Agreed. You don’t understand the sacrifices we have made, especially Cunt. A true hero.
We'll never understand them. What you guys do, openly stalking teen bois and their families on Twitter so the rest of us don't have to, I just can't say enough about it. Braver souls have never lived.

I can't think of someone more brave than Cunt. As much inside info as he's sharing despite the threat of sleeping with the fishes is downright amazing.

If the next Super Bowl has a group of Medal of Honor winners for the coin flip, I think Cunt should be standing (sorry @Dennis_DeYoung) with them.