Welp. That Was Fun

What’s everyone drinking tonight?
Podcast will come after Kyler decides, so fuck off everyone.
Seeing the rest of the conference struggle and/or panic a bit has been the best part of this day, especially knowing we are basically done.
#Blessed
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Too lazy to do a podcast before and after Kyler's decision?
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Mountain Dew Voltage
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YesTommySQC said:Too lazy to do a podcast before and after Kyler's decision?
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What are you talking about? ESPN already told me about Chippy's return fixing UCLA. How could they have a bad day?
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The best player in our class is a white guy who plays WR.
Normally those kinds of accomplishments are saved for Wisconsin or Stanford, or maybe Northwestern. But you know, we are ballin out on every level.
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Kaho?!?Dennis_DeYoung said:The best player in our class is a white guy who plays WR.
Normally those kinds of accomplishments are saved for Wisconsin or Stanford, or maybe Northwestern. But you know, we are ballin out on every level.
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Can't just enjoy a good day without being a racist? There is still a chance we can put him in a tanning booth prior to Feb and get him to a 5*Dennis_DeYoung said:The best player in our class is a white guy who plays WR.
Normally those kinds of accomplishments are saved for Wisconsin or Stanford, or maybe Northwestern. But you know, we are ballin out on every level.
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Saw a tweet where Country Legend Clay Helton basically said its hard. lol
Didn't seem too hard for Pete -
So we can expect a less suicide-inducing pod this time? Life is worth living? Hmm.
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One thing I love about this is it allows us to focus in on one or two guys down the stretch and maybe go for a long shot croot who we haven’t even been talking about. Basically any kid who doesn’t sign during the early signing period is a free agent whether they are committed or not. Also allows us to get a huge head start on c/o 19 while the rest of the conference is still worrying about this year.
No longer can USC go for all of our four star guys after the five star guys they are going for who love all the attention figure it out late. The early signing day really works in our favor and melds with Pete’s recruiting philosophy. -
I'm hearing Dawgs got A LOT better today but none of you lying bastards follow recruiting so you wouldnt know
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I need a 2019 primer of kids we might offer. Need to start a new BRBYO bank.
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Fuck it I'm too sober to figure out the secret gif recipe for this godforsaken shit hole FUCK OFF
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This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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We're a reactionary bunchbananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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I was about to say the same ... I recall a couple of individuals in particular saying thatbananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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I started many. Conversation threads, actually.bananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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Half the fun of HH is how bipolar this place is. No one hates and loves the DWAGS more than us.
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FT late in the game poaching USC sons a bitches.Edwin_Bambino said:One thing I love about this is it allows us to focus in on one or two guys down the stretch and maybe go for a long shot croot who we haven’t even been talking about. Basically any kid who doesn’t sign during the early signing period is a free agent whether they are committed or not. Also allows us to get a huge head start on c/o 19 while the rest of the conference is still worrying about this year.
No longer can USC go for all of our four star guys after the five star guys they are going for who love all the attention figure it out late. The early signing day really works in our favor and melds with Pete’s recruiting philosophy. -
I'm still holding out for a Tuli Letu. paybackEdwin_Bambino said:One thing I love about this is it allows us to focus in on one or two guys down the stretch and maybe go for a long shot croot who we haven’t even been talking about. Basically any kid who doesn’t sign during the early signing period is a free agent whether they are committed or not. Also allows us to get a huge head start on c/o 19 while the rest of the conference is still worrying about this year.
No longer can USC go for all of our four star guys after the five star guys they are going for who love all the attention figure it out late. The early signing day really works in our favor and melds with Pete’s recruiting philosophy.
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We don’t handle the ups and downs of recruiting very well.bananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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I make no qualms about the fact that I am a emotional wreck when it comes to this. The 365 day cycle is like one big game to me (off top of my head):bananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
1st quarter (2017 Signing Day-spring ball-ish):
pretty excited about some high end guys, but was VERY concerned we wouldn’t land a lot of 4* type players. I fucking said we’d be lucky to get 7 if I remember right, haha, good job. Was very happy our skill guys and QBs were set!
2nd quarter (spring ball to June-ish):
Dennis gets me worried that Huff can’t recruit, even though I told him he looked to connect really well with his players at spring ball. I accept Dennis’ anger and hatred and start to question Huff. We haven’t had a commit for two months and I am convinced I WAS RIGHT!!!1!
3rd quarter (June-ish to season opener):
Huff lands three OL that I love, hehehehe FUCK YOU DENNIS I WAS RIGHT INITIALLY BEFORE YOU SWAYED ME! Now absolutely convinced we will have a shitty defensive class because Lake is neutered and Malloe sucks and Kwat can’t connect and Gregory likes climbing. Not convinced on Dom Hampton who commits during this time.
4th Quarter (Opening Game through Now):
OH SHIT DOM HAMPTON LOOKS LIKE KEVIN KING BUT BIGGER. Go through a really dark period where I am convinced we won’t get anyone of consequence on defense at all. This is solidified when we get commits from Liu, Tafisi (who I thought would be part of a Sirmon, tafisi, Wilson LB class), and Dick Newton. Never really got hopes up on Togiai, so whatever. Things change about four weeks ago when it’s clear Gordon is looking at ND hard. Things change 3 weeks ago when Kaho starts showing real interest. Things change about 2 weeks ago when it becomes clear Taimani is coming here. Things change when Gordon visits ND and he is never ducking coming here and won’t visit us even. Things change when the week of his visit it is clear Kaho is gonna sign, BUT DONT FORGET HE WONT SIGN EARLY SO WE ARE FUCKED EVEN IF HE COMMITS. Things change when Kyler visits us. Things change when Kaho Commits. OH SHIT HES GONNA SIGN EARLY TOO. PLEASE SIGN OH GOD.
OVERTIME (Now through February):
Kyler watch and go after big name guys with little stress because we ended up with a great class, JUST LIKE I PREDICTED!!!!1!
Welcome to the mind of Coker, and it starts all over again for 2019. I love you all for understanding me and not allowing this place to be like other places where “freak outs” are hushed and shit. I try to provide actual insight and trends when I have them, but I make no bones about the fact that I am a nutcase and not stable at all, check my avatar for gods sake.
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If I can't overreact and meltdown then I'm done here.bananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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There was one dude saying jimmy lake couldn't recruit & was a liability.Tequilla said:
I was about to say the same ... I recall a couple of individuals in particular saying thatbananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
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Funny, because I know two shits about recruiting your rollercoaster ride is EXACTLY the ride I took as well. Was a fun year. Thanks for taking me along. Dennis and yourself are absolutely the reason I dug deep and payed my 10.95. Well, you and the soft porn in the Wam.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I make no qualms about the fact that I am a emotional wreck when it comes to this. The 365 day cycle is like one big game to me (off top of my head):bananasnblondes said:This thread hearkens me back to a week ago when every thread on this bored was about how shitty recruiting was going
1st quarter (2017 Signing Day-spring ball-ish):
pretty excited about some high end guys, but was VERY concerned we wouldn’t land a lot of 4* type players. I fucking said we’d be lucky to get 7 if I remember right, haha, good job. Was very happy our skill guys and QBs were set!
2nd quarter (spring ball to June-ish):
Dennis gets me worried that Huff can’t recruit, even though I told him he looked to connect really well with his players at spring ball. I accept Dennis’ anger and hatred and start to question Huff. We haven’t had a commit for two months and I am convinced I WAS RIGHT!!!1!
3rd quarter (June-ish to season opener):
Huff lands three OL that I love, hehehehe FUCK YOU DENNIS I WAS RIGHT INITIALLY BEFORE YOU SWAYED ME! Now absolutely convinced we will have a shitty defensive class because Lake is neutered and Malloe sucks and Kwat can’t connect and Gregory likes climbing. Not convinced on Dom Hampton who commits during this time.
4th Quarter (Opening Game through Now):
OH SHIT DOM HAMPTON LOOKS LIKE KEVIN KING BUT BIGGER. Go through a really dark period where I am convinced we won’t get anyone of consequence on defense at all. This is solidified when we get commits from Liu, Tafisi (who I thought would be part of a Sirmon, tafisi, Wilson LB class), and Dick Newton. Never really got hopes up on Togiai, so whatever. Things change about four weeks ago when it’s clear Gordon is looking at ND hard. Things change 3 weeks ago when Kaho starts showing real interest. Things change about 2 weeks ago when it becomes clear Taimani is coming here. Things change when Gordon visits ND and he is never ducking coming here and won’t visit us even. Things change when the week of his visit it is clear Kaho is gonna sign, BUT DONT FORGET HE WONT SIGN EARLY SO WE ARE FUCKED EVEN IF HE COMMITS. Things change when Kyler visits us. Things change when Kaho Commits. OH SHIT HES GONNA SIGN EARLY TOO. PLEASE SIGN OH GOD.
OVERTIME (Now through February):
Kyler watch and go after big name guys with little stress because we ended up with a great class, JUST LIKE I PREDICTED!!!!1!
Welcome to the mind of Coker, and it starts all over again for 2019. I love you all for understanding me and not allowing this place to be like other places where “freak outs” are hushed and shit. I try to provide actual insight and trends when I have them, but I make no bones about the fact that I am a nutcase and not stable at all, check my avatar for gods sake.
I LOVE YOU ALL
Don't forget, Huff also closed Kalepo! That was a fun week.
"HE WILL NOT COMMIT.
-Coker 2017
" RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!!!