Couchless in Jacksonville

ExtraChrisB

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/942978175616684033

Yeah I sound poor but I would be comfortable with $6,500 a month, let alone a week. Save me the job security bullshit and the rags to riches sob story.

Hey Jaydon, why don’t you and homeboy splurge on a room at the Best Western.

Psalm came close but I’ve never hated a Husky quite like Jaydon Mickens. FTG.

NorwegianHusky

A paltry $6500 a week... How many diamond fucking earrings and jesus pieces are you buying if you can't afford a hotel room with $6500 a week?

Swaye

NorwegianHusky said:

A paltry $6500 a week... How many diamond fucking earrings and jesus pieces are you buying if you can't afford a hotel room with $6500 a week?

This. I think I made about 6,500 per quarter at Orkin. Fuck you Mickens.

doogie

Was that with or w/o the dead bug bonus?

Swaye

doogie said:

Was that with or w/o the dead bug bonus?

The only bonus I got at Orkin was that when I would do inside sprays I could sometimes find the nude pic stash of the wife. Man, those were the days.

LebamDawg

hey - you know how tough it is to sleep in a new Mercedes? the warranty isn't in effect when used as overnight accommodations

Meek

jesus you guys are a tough crowd.

Kid was fucking sleeping in his car because he had it so bad for a while. Can't you just appreciate that he persevered and got over the hump?

Here's Jaydon in the park at night in his car.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I guess the question is how steady was that $6500 check coming in. Was he getting that during the off-season as well?

That said, if he’s on the practice squad for a month, that’s $26k.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I guess the question is how steady was that $6500 check coming in. Was he getting that during the off-season as well?

That said, if he’s on the practice squad for a month, that’s $26k.

Tough to live on 26K per month in THIS economy.

UWhuskytskeet

He could get an Extended Stay room for like $75 a night, or even cheaper if he split it with his buddy. One month of rent is like a single day of practice.

FremontTroll

UWhuskytskeet said:

He could get an Extended Stay room for like $75 a night, or even cheaper if he split it with his buddy. One month of rent is like a single day of practice.

Not to mention sleep is pretty important for a professional athlete. Unless he had a hyperbaric chamber in the boot this is as fucking stupid from an athletic perspective as it is from a financial perspective.

RaceBannon

So a guy can get all the way through college these days and be that fucking stupid

Basic life skills 101 anyone?

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

So a guy can get all the way through college these days and be that fucking stupid

Basic life skills 101 anyone?

#builtforlyfe

LesGrossman

RaceBannon said:

So a guy can get all the way through college these days and be that fucking stupid

Basic life skills 101 anyone?

He retained more life skills than he dropped

Rapeculturedawg

I'd quit my job right now to make $6500 a week on the Jacksonville practice squad.

FireCohen

Such a Sarky player. Thank god this is the last year of the Sark players. They all gone from the program

RaceBannon

26 grand a month with the single gay male deduction is like 13 grand take home

theknowledge

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I guess the question is how steady was that $6500 check coming in. Was he getting that during the off-season as well?

That said, Jake Browning still sucks.

GreenRiverGatorz

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate Mickens more than I already did. Unless this moron was paying 90% of his paychecks as retainers to his useless entourage, how the hell did he think sleeping in his car every night was smart? Or he's just making all of this up, it sounds like something he would lie about.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

doogie

maybe he just made up the whole story to try to get invited onto the today show to be sexually harassed by Matt Lauer?