Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

I was trying to think of doogisms earlier but would like a more comprehensive list, mainly for the humor involved. I personally enjoy the "oline recruiting has been fine." The always solid "more players stayed around and it was the best summer since I've been here." Of course the "you would have wanted Don James fired" classic.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

The schedule is too tough.

"You need coaching stability to win! You just can't keep firing coaches all the time".

It's my personal favorite because yes you can just keep firing coaches all the time as that is better than sticking with a loser coach.

The schedule is too tough.

I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

"My source is a hot blonde intern."

TierbsHsotBoobs

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

It's such an easy problem to solve too:

Replace the 75% of the schedule that is Pac-12 opponents with Big Sky opponents.

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

Especially at a school like UW where you easily have the fucking money to buy out a loser contract.

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.
It's such an easy problem to solve too:

Replace the 75% of the schedule that is Pac-12 opponents with Big Sky opponents.

Give Pool Boy credit he's trying to do that. Look at next years dreckfest of a fucking schedule.

Some of these are pretty obvious but the cupboard was bare myth. And I personally have a few belly laughs in the press box when I read these morons commenting on how lucky we are to have such a stand up, class guy as our coach.

TierbsHsotBoobs

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.

In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.

You have never coached at this level have you?

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.

I kind of put our dumb ass AD's in the same category as our Doogs.

I also love when you do bring up coaches who are better than current shitty coach X they nit pick the fuck out of them or they say "He wouldn't come here anyways he has a CONTRACT!"

You can't possibly expect kids to stay in state these days, especially when you have the internetz, facebook and Skype. We're in on bigger and better kids anyway.

"We are recruiting a different type of athlete". Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean since he changes his system every couple of years.

Recruits read these boards!

Character issues. It's so fucking vague that even if they get called on it, F3 can passive-aggressively argue he was right until they realize it's not worth arguing with that POS.

And grade issues. They know 9 months later people will forget they said it and even if they're called on it they can pull the "he got a lot of work done and barely squeaked by."

You must lead a miserable and pathetic life

Look for a late commitment for Sark from...... Banner, Garnett, Armstead, Jack, Vanderdoes, Mixon, Baker, Pelon etc.

Mora hasn't proven he's any better than Sark.

7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6

My favorite doogism comes from when we sign an undersized 2 star lineman. "After three years with Ivan, player X will be 50 pounds heavier and a monster by his redshirt junior year."

My other favorite recruiting doogism is when a player like Jamie Bryant obviously sucks judging by no other offers and not even making an impact in high school, and Eklund will make up some bullshit like, "He has great feet" and doogs just eat it up.

"Incremental progress."

And when we sign Jamie Bryant and a rational person says he sucks, doogs pull the Mason Foster anomaly.

fivehundredmileDAWG

"You have no idea the damage he did to the program ..."

Or...

"They just aren't at that level yet... It takes time..."

I love how Doogs drool over a high school kid they have never seen then when he signs elsewhere they start trashing on his character. That is always my favorite.

The recruiting shit is maddening because doogs tend to think our guys are the only players who work out in the offseason and get better.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.

I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.
I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.

I really don't think these guys are that well connected. They take guesses most of the time and you are bound to get some right. I love it when Doogs think these guys actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

When we sign a 2star...stars don't mean anything. When we get lucky and sign a 5star they eat that shit up. And when Kasen commits and isn't a 5star on espn, they have a bias against UW.

4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

How did that 4 years shit work out......

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TierbsHsotBoobs

The schedule is too tough.

"You need coaching stability to win! You just can't keep firing coaches all the time".

It's my personal favorite because yes you can just keep firing coaches all the time as that is better than sticking with a loser coach.

The schedule is too tough.

I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

"My source is a hot blonde intern."

TierbsHsotBoobs

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

It's such an easy problem to solve too:

Replace the 75% of the schedule that is Pac-12 opponents with Big Sky opponents.

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.

Especially at a school like UW where you easily have the fucking money to buy out a loser contract.

The schedule is too tough.
I think we've had the honorary toughest schedule in the nation at least 8 years running.
It's such an easy problem to solve too:

Replace the 75% of the schedule that is Pac-12 opponents with Big Sky opponents.

Give Pool Boy credit he's trying to do that. Look at next years dreckfest of a fucking schedule.

Some of these are pretty obvious but the cupboard was bare myth. And I personally have a few belly laughs in the press box when I read these morons commenting on how lucky we are to have such a stand up, class guy as our coach.

TierbsHsotBoobs

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.

In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.

You have never coached at this level have you?

"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".

Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.

I kind of put our dumb ass AD's in the same category as our Doogs.

I also love when you do bring up coaches who are better than current shitty coach X they nit pick the fuck out of them or they say "He wouldn't come here anyways he has a CONTRACT!"

You can't possibly expect kids to stay in state these days, especially when you have the internetz, facebook and Skype. We're in on bigger and better kids anyway.

"We are recruiting a different type of athlete". Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean since he changes his system every couple of years.

Recruits read these boards!

Character issues. It's so fucking vague that even if they get called on it, F3 can passive-aggressively argue he was right until they realize it's not worth arguing with that POS.

And grade issues. They know 9 months later people will forget they said it and even if they're called on it they can pull the "he got a lot of work done and barely squeaked by."

You must lead a miserable and pathetic life

Look for a late commitment for Sark from...... Banner, Garnett, Armstead, Jack, Vanderdoes, Mixon, Baker, Pelon etc.

Mora hasn't proven he's any better than Sark.

7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6

My favorite doogism comes from when we sign an undersized 2 star lineman. "After three years with Ivan, player X will be 50 pounds heavier and a monster by his redshirt junior year."

My other favorite recruiting doogism is when a player like Jamie Bryant obviously sucks judging by no other offers and not even making an impact in high school, and Eklund will make up some bullshit like, "He has great feet" and doogs just eat it up.

"Incremental progress."

And when we sign Jamie Bryant and a rational person says he sucks, doogs pull the Mason Foster anomaly.

fivehundredmileDAWG

"You have no idea the damage he did to the program ..."

Or...

"They just aren't at that level yet... It takes time..."

I love how Doogs drool over a high school kid they have never seen then when he signs elsewhere they start trashing on his character. That is always my favorite.

The recruiting shit is maddening because doogs tend to think our guys are the only players who work out in the offseason and get better.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.

I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.

Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.
I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.

I really don't think these guys are that well connected. They take guesses most of the time and you are bound to get some right. I love it when Doogs think these guys actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

When we sign a 2star...stars don't mean anything. When we get lucky and sign a 5star they eat that shit up. And when Kasen commits and isn't a 5star on espn, they have a bias against UW.

4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

How did that 4 years shit work out......

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