Black Friday

Got up. Played front door drop off man. Drank coffee in the car, Slept.

3 hours later, no packages but was shown pics of all the shit bought on amazon while shopping in the stores.

Re- Checked portfolio. No commercial real estate exposure.

Bloody merries, breakfast, football, nap, football, nap. Lather-rinse-repeat.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleThrobber

Apparently J had a better day than you:

http://www.ksdk.com/article/news/cops-naked-drunken-man-drives-into-tree-while-having-sex-in-wash/63-494412504

CirrhosisDawg

Got up. Played front door drop off man. Drank coffee in the car, Slept.

3 hours later, no packages but was shown pics of all the shit bought on amazon while shopping in the stores.

Re- Checked portfolio. No commercial real estate exposure.

Bloody merries, breakfast, football, nap, football, nap. Lather-rinse-repeat.

@doogie and Roy Moore — both banned from shopping malls. No surprise.

I bought a TV

I'm watching TV

#metoo

Anyone who waits in line or decides to go out in the crowds to save a few dollars sounds dumb and poor.

Pitchfork51

I bought some jeans. Not on sale. Needed them for tomorrow.

Fucking horrible out. Lots of fatties.

It's the same kind of people who go to the fair.

oregonblitzkrieg

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.

Mosster47

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.

Why? I ordered presents to everyone on my list today in 15 minutes in my underwear and they are going straight to their front door without me having to do anything at no extra charge.

Let's compare that to getting up early, getting dressed, fighting for a parking spot, rummaging through minimal inventory to wait in a checkout line forever. Then I wait until Monday to go to the UPS store to spend way more fucking money on shipping to get it to everyone.

Do you reach over your shoulder to scratch your ass? Me neither.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.

I'm willing to do that the other 364 days of the year. Not "Black" fucking Friday...

GrundleStiltzkin

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.
I'm willing to do that the other 364 days of the year. Not "Black" fucking Friday...

You simply could not hold back could you

2001400ex

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.

What local retail stores have huge discounts on Black Friday?

doogie

Amazon seemed to.

Swaye

I stole a TV.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I stole a fondue pot.

LebamDawg

I took one of my goats to the vet. Put in some fencing so I can isolate the sick little guy. FML

doogie

This am: “Let’s do some shopping downtown before we go to the game”

Me: can’t you just do that at the game?

No response yet. Wasn’t received well I don’t think.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Get off your lazy ass and support your local retail stores bitch.
I'm willing to do that the other 364 days of the year. Not "Black" fucking Friday...
You simply could not hold back could you

Freudian slip

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Not sure I spelled that right