2013 Halloween pet-peeves

unfrozencaveman

Forced integration of non-neighborhood children to my neighborhood. Out of neighborhood parents who drive their kids from house to house wearing sweatpants, carrying toddlers looking for handouts

MikeDamone

Any sweat pants boners? That's when I worry.

[Deleted User]

here are some good Halloween #newsTips for those trying to have a safe and sane Halloween.


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unfrozencaveman

Not yet, I already ran out of candy. $40 bucks worth up in smoke in the first hour. Things sure have changed. Neighborhood kids outnumbered 5-1

Fire_Marshall_Bill

unfrozencaveman said:

Forced integration of non-neighborhood children to my neighborhood. Out of neighborhood parents who drive their kids from house to house wearing sweatpants, carrying toddlers looking for handouts

The forced transfer of candy to the have-nots has begun....

Seriously though, that sounds fucking annoying...

TheKobeStopper

I hate those girls that use it as an excuse to dress slutty.

MikeDamone

Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.

RaceBannon

Saw a cop give a #NewsTip telling parents to check the candy to make sure its not marijuana candy. Like some stoner is going to hand out his stash.

[Deleted User]

Already getting tired of whores dressing up like Miley Cyrus.

If you want to dress like a hoe that's fine but if you are going to dress like Miley Cyrus I'm out!

loadsock

monroecougdad said:

MikeDamone said:

Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.

Back in my day there were reports of people putting LSD in the candy. Never was able to find that house.

Great picture as always Swaye!!!11!!

Meek

I live in Palo Alto and the population of the city quadruples (no pun intended PPSS) on Halloween night. fucking annoying. I do love all the 20-something Asian chicks who come dressed as sluts though. My wife says "Geez, you are so quick to answer the door on Halloween". #UmmmmmYah

DeepSeaZ

I remember reports of people finding razor blades inside of apples in the 80s. The lesson is an apple a day might fuck your mouf up.

MikeDamone said:

Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

One of those minute urgent care medical mcclinics (I had to wait 3 hours to see a f****** doctor once at one of these places) offered to x-ray candy. You can't make this s*** up. If it's in a wrapper, it doesn't have a fucking razor blade in it!!!!

RoadDawg55

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

One of those minute urgent care medical mcclinics (I had to wait 3 hours to see a f****** doctor once at one of these places) offered to x-ray candy. You can't make this s*** up. If it's in a wrapper, it doesn't have a fucking razor blade in it!!!!

Wow. I wish you were making that up.