A Convenient Revision of History

JohnBFS pisses on Don James' still-warm corpse:

http://northwestfootballfucktards.wordpress.com/2013/10/26/a-convenient-revision-of-history-indeed/

GGG19FS joins the bukkake party. Good thing those faggots piss sitting down.

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi

HA, just posted in another thread he got owned right after you posted that, might want to re do that post.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I like to call a thread a Revision of History then revise the shit out of history in the original post of the thread.

I do that.

BiggusDickus

Someone I know just put some citrus in his inbox - did you know you can do that from the "send private message" link on the fucktards post even if you're banned? Its a great feature I never imagined when I started my shitty blog

BiggusDickus

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

sarktastic

Sark lost by single digits 4 times in 2009.

Since then, he's lost 21 times. Only three of those losses were by single digits. 11 of those losses were by 21 points or more.

TierbsHsotBoobs

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

That is such farktarded thinking. You fire Sark because you know he's not the guy, then you hope the next guy you hire is the guy. If not, you fire his ass after 3-4 years and try again.

That was the lesson of 0-12. May all who failed to learn from it see another 0-12.

BiggusDickus

Agreed. We're five years in, we know what we have in Sark. There's plenty of mediocre coaches out there.

7-6 IS NOT MY STANDARD FUCKERS

RoadDawg55

Someone I know just put some citrus in his inbox - did you know you can do that from the "send private message" link on the fucktards post even if you're banned? Its a great feature I never imagined when I started my shitty blog

I did not know that until now, thank you. Kudos to you sir for creating your site.

sarktastic

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings
That is such farktarded thinking. You fire Sark because you know he's not the guy, then you hope the next guy you hire is the guy. If not, you fire his ass after 3-4 years and try again.

... or 2 years if you're Auburn.

BiggusDickus

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.

RoadDawg55

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

If Kim Grinolds was a Florida fan when Ron Zook was their coach, he would say, "All of you guys are pining for the next Spurrier. Who is that guy though? And don't say not Zook. Tell us who it is and explain why."

BiggusDickus

There's some good threads on the football bored right now. The natives are restless

Fire_Marshall_Bill

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

Doog logic 101

Who are you going to hire who's going to be better?! do you think you could do any better?!? Didn't think so!!!!

As if Sark, at 30-28 or whatever his average record is, is in the top tier of coaches.

RavennaDawg

The 1979 team in James' fifth year rivals 1990 as our most underrated team ever.

Only two losses were to undefeated USC, and 1-loss Pitt with the nation's best player. And Lambo and James with one month to prepare literally changed college football forever by figuring out how to solve the wishbone and defeat Texas.

Every 20 years this program has a moral victory (Ohio St '58, Alabama '78) or a moral defeat (OSU '98). James' loss to Alabama 3 years after being blown out of the stadium showed world's of improvement according to the Bear, and to compare that improvement to anything Sark has done is just ridiculous.

DerekJohnson

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.

I don't know what happened to Kim. Angry and bitter is no way to go through life. Sad.

sarktastic

somebody needs to float "Beau Baldwin as the next Don James" then watch Kim's head explode.

[Deleted User]

How come these Doogs always ignore how James finished the 1977 season ranked 10th in the nation and finished the 1979 season ranked 11th in the nation.

Sark has never finished a season ranked.

James was also 25-11 in conference play his first five seasons. Sark right now is 20-20. These fucks always make up shit and skew stats to compare Sark to James.

They did the same crap with Ty. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James. Fuck I hate our fans so much.

BiggusDickus

Faggot JohnB brings up UW's opponents in 1977, forgetting thet Syracuse, Minnesota and Mississippi State were not bad in 1977.

BiggusDickus

They have no football knowledge. They can't watch a team and see if it is good or not. There is *such* a thing as a good 7-5. Sark isn't it. Especially not in year 5.

How come these Doogs always ignore how James finished the 1977 season ranked 10th in the nation and finished the 1979 season ranked 11th in the nation.

Sark has never finished a season ranked.

James was also 25-11 in conference play his first five seasons. Sark right now is 20-20. These fucks always make up shit and skew stats to compare Sark to James.

They did the same crap with Ty. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James. Fuck I hate our fans so much.

[Deleted User]

The 1979 team in James' fifth year rivals 1990 as our most underrated team ever.

Only two losses were to undefeated USC, and 1-loss Pitt with the nation's best player. And Lambo and James with one month to prepare literally changed college football forever by figuring out how to solve the wishbone and defeat Texas.

Every 20 years this program has a moral victory (Ohio St '58, Alabama '78) or a moral defeat (OSU '98). James' loss to Alabama 3 years after being blown out of the stadium showed world's of improvement according to the Bear, and to compare that improvement to anything Sark has done is just ridiculous.

The thing Doogs always forget is for James the big blowouts stopped after year one. While with Sark the blowouts are actually increasing.

You can tell just looking at the scores against the top tier teams James was making significant progress. While Sark the scores have gotten worse from his first year.

sarktastic

. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James.

Hugh NEVER made this comparison. Ever.

[Deleted User]

. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James.
Hugh NEVER made this comparison. Ever.

Hugh hates black people. Everyone else did though.

RoadDawg55

Good Gawd, now Kim Grinolds FS asks how DeRuyter is any different than Pat "Tuff" Hill? How about the fact he took Pat Hill's team from 4-9 to 9-4 in year one and is now currently 6-0 and has a pretty good shot at an undefeated season?

That thread is a trainwreck. DeRuyter is arguably the hottest name on the coaching market. If we don't snatch him up, someone else will, possibly even USC.

jrjarrell4

im the guy he was responding to and i seriously thought he was whooshing me.

wtf, man.

BiggusDickus

That thread is a trainwreck. DeRuyter is arguably the hottest name on the coaching market. If we don't snatch him up, someone else will, probably USC.

FTFY.

sarktastic

Jeff Kingsbury is like Sark only undefeated, the #10 team in the country from a real conference and recruits Texas.

[Deleted User]

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.

RoadDawg55

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.

Fuck, you probably won't even need to wait a few years. DeRuyter has a damn good chance at an undefeated season.

[Deleted User]

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.
Fuck, you probably won't even need to wait a few years. DeRuyter has a damn good chance at an undefeated season.

Yea but he'll shit on this year cause of weak scheduling. When he's winning a Rose Bowl and popping off at USC it will be fun to bring up to Kim.

Just like next year when Mora wins a BCS game. All those "Impload" comments will be hilarious.

TierbsHsotBoobs

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.
I don't know what happened to Kim. Angry and bitter is no way to go through life. Sad.

He's been that way for a decade. Little man syndrome.

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi

HA, just posted in another thread he got owned right after you posted that, might want to re do that post.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I like to call a thread a Revision of History then revise the shit out of history in the original post of the thread.

I do that.

BiggusDickus

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

sarktastic

Sark lost by single digits 4 times in 2009.

Since then, he's lost 21 times. Only three of those losses were by single digits. 11 of those losses were by 21 points or more.

TierbsHsotBoobs

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

BiggusDickus

Agreed. We're five years in, we know what we have in Sark. There's plenty of mediocre coaches out there.

7-6 IS NOT MY STANDARD FUCKERS

RoadDawg55

Someone I know just put some citrus in his inbox - did you know you can do that from the "send private message" link on the fucktards post even if you're banned? Its a great feature I never imagined when I started my shitty blog

I did not know that until now, thank you. Kudos to you sir for creating your site.

sarktastic

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings
That is such farktarded thinking. You fire Sark because you know he's not the guy, then you hope the next guy you hire is the guy. If not, you fire his ass after 3-4 years and try again.

... or 2 years if you're Auburn.

BiggusDickus

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.

RoadDawg55

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

BiggusDickus

There's some good threads on the football bored right now. The natives are restless

Fire_Marshall_Bill

BONUS - Kim just posted!! Name your next coach who would be the next DJ. Apparently that is the DM.c standard to fire Sark - you have to have the next DJ in the wings

RavennaDawg

DerekJohnson

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.

I don't know what happened to Kim. Angry and bitter is no way to go through life. Sad.

sarktastic

somebody needs to float "Beau Baldwin as the next Don James" then watch Kim's head explode.

[Deleted User]

BiggusDickus

Faggot JohnB brings up UW's opponents in 1977, forgetting thet Syracuse, Minnesota and Mississippi State were not bad in 1977.

BiggusDickus

They have no football knowledge. They can't watch a team and see if it is good or not. There is *such* a thing as a good 7-5. Sark isn't it. Especially not in year 5.

How come these Doogs always ignore how James finished the 1977 season ranked 10th in the nation and finished the 1979 season ranked 11th in the nation.

Sark has never finished a season ranked.

James was also 25-11 in conference play his first five seasons. Sark right now is 20-20. These fucks always make up shit and skew stats to compare Sark to James.

They did the same crap with Ty. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James. Fuck I hate our fans so much.

[Deleted User]

The 1979 team in James' fifth year rivals 1990 as our most underrated team ever.

Only two losses were to undefeated USC, and 1-loss Pitt with the nation's best player. And Lambo and James with one month to prepare literally changed college football forever by figuring out how to solve the wishbone and defeat Texas.

Every 20 years this program has a moral victory (Ohio St '58, Alabama '78) or a moral defeat (OSU '98). James' loss to Alabama 3 years after being blown out of the stadium showed world's of improvement according to the Bear, and to compare that improvement to anything Sark has done is just ridiculous.

sarktastic

. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James.

Hugh NEVER made this comparison. Ever.

[Deleted User]

. I remember hearing for the first three years how Ty was the next James.
Hugh NEVER made this comparison. Ever.

Hugh hates black people. Everyone else did though.

RoadDawg55

jrjarrell4

im the guy he was responding to and i seriously thought he was whooshing me.

wtf, man.

BiggusDickus

That thread is a trainwreck. DeRuyter is arguably the hottest name on the coaching market. If we don't snatch him up, someone else will, probably USC.

FTFY.

sarktastic

Jeff Kingsbury is like Sark only undefeated, the #10 team in the country from a real conference and recruits Texas.

[Deleted User]

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.

RoadDawg55

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.

Fuck, you probably won't even need to wait a few years. DeRuyter has a damn good chance at an undefeated season.

[Deleted User]

Screen shot Kim saying DeRuyter is like Pat Hill.

Will be funny to throw in his FACE!!!! In a few years.
Fuck, you probably won't even need to wait a few years. DeRuyter has a damn good chance at an undefeated season.

TierbsHsotBoobs

That thread is looking good and Kim is looking angry, so I'm regularly reloading and adding to the blog post at my site.
I don't know what happened to Kim. Angry and bitter is no way to go through life. Sad.

He's been that way for a decade. Little man syndrome.