Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

TurdBomber

Floodgates......OPEN.

CuntWaffle

WSU with that Sark like defensive line. Only one guy barely above 300 LB? I love how they called the line "athletic". When someone calls your line athletic instead of big it fucking sucks.

biak1

Where's the vaunted cuog defense?

jecornel

It's over. Time to hit the bars cougs....keep that buzz going.

PurpleBaze

Seriously, these announcers are total dipshits.

TurdBomber

Best thing to say about Pullman is "it's the Lentil Capital" of something.
Shit. SC's in trouble.

CuntWaffle

Darnold might have him a Tui vs Stanford type of game.

TurdBomber

Falk is concussed already.

CuntWaffle

2 coogin its so far

CuntWaffle

Not the beefiest line but they sure are fast! LOL!

mobey

Skin infection??

Aids

RedRocket

Ah Austin Jackson is starting . Didn't we get a hat on the table?

SpoonieLuv

Holy shit.


I'd rather be in a human centipede than watching this shitshow.

Still watching but both these team suck donkey dick.

PurpleBaze

Very cerebral again...

mobey

Luke Gomer Falk

SpoonieLuv

The USC coaching staff should be held to account by a war crimes tribunal.

They are a complete fucking mess.

PurpleBaze

Nice blitz pickup by the WSU RB.

mobey

I hear Cuogs have 20 Olineman on scholli and they're really good

SpoonieLuv

I've seen nicer sacks in my shower alone

CuntWaffle

Lol WSU guy was right on top of the ball. Third coogin it.