JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)
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So, a regular Tuesday night?2girls1applecup said:
100,000 calorie dinnerEsophagealFeces said:
I wonder what he did for his 100,000th poast. Nacho cheese bikini?bananasnblondes said:
Shots fired:insinceredawg said:
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OlyFan said... (original post)Is this speculation based off of the Wiltfong top uncommitted prospect articles?
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The Escalade has been washed, waxed, slapped with a bow, and is ready for a picture perfect Mother’s Day.
A father looks on with pride, knowing that all the belt beatings and forced changing of the dominant hand paid off.
A flashback
Dan Patrick: You wanted to go to USC. You told us about this, you loved Matt Leinart. Did you worry about the Alabama offense being kind of… boring?
Tua Tagovailoa: Not really… What kinda went into that deciding factor was my father. We took a visit out there. We really only took three visits, to USC, UCLA, and to Alabama. I couldn’t really gauge what was good, what wasn’t good, because I heard Oregon had a great facility too.
DP: How did you pass up on USC if Matt Leinart is your idol?
TT: That’s a great question. I think that’s one for my dad, not one for me. My dad is kind of the reason why I went to Alabama.
Galu Tagovailoa flashes a fake smile for the camera. Yes, this Nick Saban was the right man - Galu reminisces and his smile truly becomes genuine. The potato headed pig-man at USC tried to steer his son down the wrong path, with talks of Leinarts and Bushes. Didn’t he understand that a Tua-bird in the hand is worth two Reggie Bush? Galu remembers that Patrick Dan. He asks too many questions and the boy always talks too much.
It’s a good thing that Mariota explained to that sweater vest man who looked like retarded Billy Bob Thornton from that movie what was needed. He got desperate eventually. They always do. But it was too late. When they fired him the snake liar came and told us that he likes to do something and never blames anyone. Maybe it couldn’t hurt to talk. It could be Nike guy wanted to talk business, I’m a businessman myself. But he was too late, and once again the instincts did not fail me. Snake man did get a lot money, maybe he was clever and not as high as Galu had thought.
A flashback
The phone vibrates. It’s an Alabama area code. Galu knows the type of people he’s made a deal with. He must answer. It’s another reporter. They must have also heard about the move to that shithole. They never stop, vultures trying to find a scrap or a scoop. A scroop. The new portmanteau is quickly forgotten, it’s time to be the stoic yet friendly islander that these hillbillies picture. If they ask about a language barrier all the better. Let’s play along.
"For us to be around my son Tua ... that's the main reason for the move," Galu told AL.com. "We are a family and want to keep it as a family. That's what the move is about."
Yes, that is all it’s about. Nothing strange at all, if someone implies otherwise they just do not understand the culture.
Galu said Thompson coach Mark Freeman's reputation for developing quarterbacks was the main reason the family decided to move to Alabaster and enroll at Thompson.
"I've heard a lot of good things about Mark Freeman and how good of a coach he is as a quarterback and offensive coach," Galu Tagavailoa said. "I applied for work out there. You want to put your son in a system that throws the ball and this is the best coach who does that."
Applied for work. People get new jobs all the time. Sometimes they get paid more. These things happen. How about that great coach who throws the football?
Saban was right about waiting a little. Saban is always right. Should I have said aiga instead of family? No, these people are too dumb to understand. They poison trees over a football game instead of disciplining their children. It will be a long three years.
As Galu takes one more look at the shiny Cadillac a thought enters his head. What about the other cars, will someone get suspicious? Tua does say too much. Then Galu remembers.
A fucking tornado. He can’t help but chuckle out loud. It’s a normal thing to do in the midst of a joyous family moment, no one will even notice. That kid will believe anything. It’s okay, Galu will be the brains for both of them. He regrets letting Tua take that Wonderlic test and have another vulture reporter tweet that he scored a 9. But he’s not mad at Nick, they had a deal and he fulfilled his end of the bargain. Reading and writing are overrated when you can read a defense and write a check. Galu chuckles again. -
QB a team where no one speaks your language and then pop off!RatherBeBrewing said:The Escalade has been washed, waxed, slapped with a bow, and is ready for a picture perfect Mother’s Day.
A father looks on with pride, knowing that all the belt beatings and forced changing of the dominant hand paid off.
A flashback
Dan Patrick: You wanted to go to USC. You told us about this, you loved Matt Leinart. Did you worry about the Alabama offense being kind of… boring?
Tua Tagovailoa: Not really… What kinda went into that deciding factor was my father. We took a visit out there. We really only took three visits, to USC, UCLA, and to Alabama. I couldn’t really gauge what was good, what wasn’t good, because I heard Oregon had a great facility too.
DP: How did you pass up on USC if Matt Leinart is your idol?
TT: That’s a great question. I think that’s one for my dad, not one for me. My dad is kind of the reason why I went to Alabama.
Galu Tagovailoa flashes a fake smile for the camera. Yes, this Nick Saban was the right man - Galu reminisces and his smile truly becomes genuine. The potato headed pig-man at USC tried to steer his son down the wrong path, with talks of Leinarts and Bushes. Didn’t he understand that a Tua-bird in the hand is worth two Reggie Bush? Galu remembers that Patrick Dan. He asks too many questions and the boy always talks too much.
It’s a good thing that Mariota explained to that sweater vest man who looked like retarded Billy Bob Thornton from that movie what was needed. He got desperate eventually. They always do. But it was too late. When they fired him the snake liar came and told us that he likes to do something and never blames anyone. Maybe it couldn’t hurt to talk. It could be Nike guy wanted to talk business, I’m a businessman myself. But he was too late, and once again the instincts did not fail me. Snake man did get a lot money, maybe he was clever and not as high as Galu had thought.
A flashback
The phone vibrates. It’s an Alabama area code. Galu knows the type of people he’s made a deal with. He must answer. It’s another reporter. They must have also heard about the move to that shithole. They never stop, vultures trying to find a scrap or a scoop. A scroop. The new portmanteau is quickly forgotten, it’s time to be the stoic yet friendly islander that these hillbillies picture. If they ask about a language barrier all the better. Let’s play along.
"For us to be around my son Tua ... that's the main reason for the move," Galu told AL.com. "We are a family and want to keep it as a family. That's what the move is about."
Yes, that is all it’s about. Nothing strange at all, if someone implies otherwise they just do not understand the culture.
Galu said Thompson coach Mark Freeman's reputation for developing quarterbacks was the main reason the family decided to move to Alabaster and enroll at Thompson.
"I've heard a lot of good things about Mark Freeman and how good of a coach he is as a quarterback and offensive coach," Galu Tagavailoa said. "I applied for work out there. You want to put your son in a system that throws the ball and this is the best coach who does that."
Applied for work. People get new jobs all the time. Sometimes they get paid more. These things happen. How about that great coach who throws the football?
Saban was right about waiting a little. Saban is always right. Should I have said aiga instead of family? No, these people are too dumb to understand. They poison trees over a football game instead of disciplining their children. It will be a long three years.
As Galu takes one more look at the shiny Cadillac a thought enters his head. What about the other cars, will someone get suspicious? Tua does say too much. Then Galu remembers.
A fucking tornado. He can’t help but chuckle out loud. It’s a normal thing to do in the midst of a joyous family moment, no one will even notice. That kid will believe anything. It’s okay, Galu will be the brains for both of them. He regrets letting Tua take that Wonderlic test and have another vulture reporter tweet that he scored a 9. But he’s not mad at Nick, they had a deal and he fulfilled his end of the bargain. Reading and writing are overrated when you can read a defense and write a check. Galu chuckles again. -
I know you’re being sarcastic but a nacho cheese bikini wouldn’t be very filling.EsophagealFeces said:
I wonder what he did for his 100,000th poast. Nacho cheese bikini?bananasnblondes said:
Shots fired:insinceredawg said:
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OlyFan said... (original post)Is this speculation based off of the Wiltfong top uncommitted prospect articles?
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@EsophagealFeces should take notes here.2girls1applecup said:
100,000 calorie dinnerEsophagealFeces said:
I wonder what he did for his 100,000th poast. Nacho cheese bikini?bananasnblondes said:
Shots fired:insinceredawg said:
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I go low cal on Monday through Wednesday and limit myself to 79,000 calories. I save the big meals (100,000-120,000 calories) for Thursday through Sunday.Poop said:
So, a regular Tuesday night?2girls1applecup said:
100,000 calorie dinnerEsophagealFeces said:
I wonder what he did for his 100,000th poast. Nacho cheese bikini?bananasnblondes said:
Shots fired:insinceredawg said:
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OlyFan said... (original post)Is this speculation based off of the Wiltfong top uncommitted prospect articles?
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We need to quit giving Sub K attention. He’s the boy that cried wolf too many times. We are fans, nothing more. He thinks he’s the most influential fan in the world and it’s pathetic. Most of us enjoy talking football and recruiting. It’s his entire life.
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He’s this weird mix of fanboi, data dWag stats, stocker, and shade tree football analyst wrapped up in an emotionally frail state with delusions of self importance.RoadDawg55 said:Quit giving Sub K attention. He’s the boy that cried wolf too many times. We are fans, nothing more. He thinks he’s the most influential fan in the world and it’s pathetic. Most of us enjoy talking football and recruiting. It’s his entire life.
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So... mental illnessCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He’s this weird mix of fanboi, data dWag stats, stocker, and shade tree football analyst wrapped up in an emotionally frail state with delusions of self importance.RoadDawg55 said:Quit giving Sub K attention. He’s the boy that cried wolf too many times. We are fans, nothing more. He thinks he’s the most influential fan in the world and it’s pathetic. Most of us enjoy talking football and recruiting. It’s his entire life.
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Been saying this for like 3 years nowRoadDawg55 said:We need to quit giving Sub K attention. He’s the boy that cried wolf too many times. We are fans, nothing more. He thinks he’s the most influential fan in the world and it’s pathetic. Most of us enjoy talking football and recruiting. It’s his entire life.
