Meet Harmony, the World’s First Talking Sex Robot

TurdBomber

She’s the artificially intelligent girlfriend of the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNLEfmx6Rk

Degenerates: Your prayers have been answered. I estimate about a 91% "wood-hit" rate from these boards.

AZDuck

Will she whisper sweet nothings in my ear before she eradicates my pathetic existence?

PurpleThrobber

The last thing I want when having sex is talking. Does she come with STFU mode?

GrundleStiltzkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-AcuIOFmIs

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

The last thing I want when having sex is talking. Does she come with STFU mode?

I'm hearing they taught her to use her inside voice.

Next they need to teach her to use no voice.

YellowSnow

Does she do butt stuff? Fancy feast?

allpurpleallgold

Wood.

doogie

AZDuck said:

Will she whisper sweet nothings in my ear before she eradicates my pathetic existence?

stop plagiarism my shit, fucko

tenndawg

Does she cum with tiny tiny love holes for
micro-penis customers ?

Asking for a fren'

Swaye

At least I finally know what to do with that inheritance.

oregonblitzkrieg

How much does it cost to pre-order the Olivia Wilde model?

PurpleBaze

Why would I pay extra to have the bitch talk at all?

TurdBomber

Swaye said:

At least I finally know what to do with that inheritance.

They don't have a Rez model yet; An acceptable one that you could take home to dad & dad.

Hippopeteamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT_DnxmyuhA

RedRocket

When you fuck one of these things are you supposed to pull out or cream pie?

rustysavage

RedRocket said:

When you fuck one of these things are you supposed to pull out or cream pie?

Creampie. Then u go to Craigslist and find someone with a fetish for slurping them out. Rinse and repeat

PurpleReign

Buy one and pimp her ass out, she pays for herself.