Doogles drunken adventures

After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

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AEB

Live the Fourth, Broseidon. Keep on keepin on.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Thanks for the update. Please continue to keep us posted on these outrageous adventures.

WilburHooksHands

These adventures are outrageous, but are they excellent?

Swaye

I feel like you should go stand on a street corner and show your dick to passing motorists. See where the night takes you.

Pitchfork51

I feel like you should go stand on a street corner and show your dick to passing motorists. See where the night takes you.

If you drive through there he won't be the only one.

Doogles

There really was no point to this post, I'm entering bitchfork territory, but that's ok!

Pitchfork51

There really was no point to this post, I'm entering bitchfork territory, but that's ok!

Sad!

I've been in Las Vegas since Sunday and have not yet had a drink.

Even sadder!

Although I'm sure there will be plenty of binging when we lose to San Diego State on Saturday.

RaceBannon

uzi

I feel like you should go stand on a street corner and show your dick to passing motorists. See where the night takes you.

True story... when I was a kid, probably about 10, I was riding with my parents near Fremont and Aurora in the mid 70s, and I saw a hippie biker dude standing in the middle of a corner gas station with his dick out, taking a big piss for all the world to see. My mom clutched her bible harder. My dad pretended not to notice. It scared me for life.

Pitchfork51

My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.

AlCzervik

After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

Mosster47

I remember back in ott'7 I made the trip west to Pasadena to watch a game at the Rose Bowl. The Ducks were #1 the week prior but lost their QB.

They lost to that terrible UCLA squad 16-0 and we got lost in Rancho trying to find the In N Out. It was over on Radford from what I remember The Dude saying.

Long story short, SoCal is a fucking cesspool. The only place on Earth that's more dirty than Paris is North Hollywood.

oregonblitzkrieg

My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.

You have a job?

WilburHooksHands

After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

Eastern Europe is always lit.

Pitchfork51

My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.
You have a job?

I work for amazon

rustysavage

My celibacy is at an end. Have no work to do til Monday so I'm walking to the bar.
You have a job?
I work for amazon

Why are the delivery vehicles those ugly bastardized things, that wanna be a truck and van at the same time?

Also why are all the drivers of said vans such fat fucks? UPS and FedEx down have huge pieces of shit going door to door like Amazon does.

AEB

After a 36 hour layover in Chicago that has left my nose bloodied and head fuzzy I find myself in the home of Race Bannon: The inland empire.

What a fuck show this place is. Everything @BallSacked said about here is true. Rancho Cucamonga is such a cool name, it's wasted on this dump of a place. I feel like I should be able to order fresh fish tacos, but all I see is Arby's and Jack in the box.

Fuck this place! Lenius will be good! Browning is the best since Tui! Mas cervecas por favor! Ahora mis amigos!

Eastern Europe is always lit.

Kosovo is always lit