if a middle aged woman says she is seeing a "nice guy" that means...

ApostleofGrief

he's bald and fat

GrundleStiltzkin

Chinsightful.

Ice_Holmvik

Pumpy?

doogie

With a wallet

Pitchfork51

If a middle aged woman is seeing a guy he is fat.

dnc

ApostleofGrief said:

he's bald and fat

phineas

Nybe

CuntWaffle

You get called a nice guy a lot?

ApostleofGrief

also short

Pitchfork51

Girls at quincineras are my wheelhouse.

Swaye

Is 28 considered middle aged for a chick? I don't want to be fat.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Is 28 considered middle aged for a chick? I don't want to be fat.

No but 29 is. At least you won't have to buy a present.

ApostleofGrief

middle aged starts at 40 and ends when you get prostate cancer and can't get it up