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Picture thread: things you do to pass the time waiting for football season

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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    dnc said:

    Baseman said:

    dnc said:

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    Eminem?
    Eminem was a Husky, too?
    It's right there in front of you if you know where to look

    I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
    I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

    [Verse 1: Eminem]
    Cool, calm, just like my mom
    With a couple of Valium inside her palm
    It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
    Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
    I can't describe the vibe I get
    When I drive by six people and five I hit
    Ah shit, I started a mosh pit
    Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids
    These shrooms make me hallucinate
    Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight
    'Til I see dumb shit start happenin'
    Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
    So bounce, bounce! Come on, bounce!
    *Gunshots* I said come on, bounce!
    Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
    Not weed, I meant coke; dumb-ass, sit down!
    We don't bullshit, better ask around
    D12 throws the bombest bash in town
    Bizarre, your mom is passin' out
    Get her ass on the couch before she crashes out

    [Verse 2: Kuniva and (Kon Artis)]
    Fuck that, someone help Denaun
    He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
    (Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?)
    It got to be acid 'cause the X is gone
    (Yeah, I took 'em all, dog, with some parmesan
    And I think my arm is gone) – no it's probably numb
    Young, dumb, and full of cum
    And I think he about to swallow his tongue
    (Scaredy ass, it was a false alarm
    You think I'm about to die when I just got on?)
    Well, stop actin' stupid; you so high
    That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
    (Yeah, I think I did too much
    This substance equals cuffs
    Red pills, blue pills, and green
    Big pills (that's ill) – mescaline)

    [Hook: Eminem]
    I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
    I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

    [Bridge]
    Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
    Shady brothers, ladies love us
    That's why our baby mothers
    Love us but they hate each other
    They probably wanna take each other out
    And date each other
    Some-, some-, some-, somethin'
    Somethin', somethin', somethin'

    [Verse 3: Proof]
    Pop pills, pills I pop
    Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
    Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
    Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk
    I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
    Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
    And when I'm old and gray
    Look for dope to smoke? No? Okey-doke
    I'm packin' my nose with coke
    {Coughing} Am I supposed to choke?
    Had an accident when the Trojan broke
    Ah, poor baby, born by a whore lady
    Now I got to strangle an infant (You're crazy!)

    [Verse 4: Swift]
    I pop four E's at one time
    And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine
    (Hey, you got any shrooms?)
    Does Bizarre smoke crack?
    We can't get jobs, because our arms show tracks
    Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
    We do it just to get your company hijacked
    If you like smack, then I might too
    (Swift, chill!) – I just want to get high like you
    And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
    Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums
    Even smoke weed out of vacuums
    I just copped some and I'm goin' back soon

    [Hook: Eminem]
    I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
    I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

    [Verse 5: Bizarre]
    I'm at a rave, lookin' like a slave
    High off chronic
    Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
    Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope-heady guy
    Heroine mescaline pencil leads, wanna try?
    Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin' ill
    Drugs kill (yeah, right) – bitch, I'm for real
    Shut yo' mouth, you dirty slut!
    You know you want it in your butt
    I'll put it in your cunt, let Bizarre nut!

    [Hook: Eminem]
    I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
    I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
    But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

    [Bridge]
    Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
    Shady brothers, ladies love us
    That's why our baby mothers
    Love us but they hate each other
    They probably wanna take each other out
    And date each other
    Some-, some-, some-, somethin'
    Somethin', somethin', somethin'
    [Chorus]
    Percocets, molly, Percocets
    Percocets, molly, Percocets
    Rep the set, gotta rep the set
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Mask on, fuck it, mask off
    Mask on, fuck it, mask off
    Percocets, molly, Percocets
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Don't chase no bitches

    [Outro]
    Mask on, fuck it, mask off
    Mask on, fuck it, mask off
    Mask on, fuck it, mask off
    Gas gone, never nod off
    (Cold chills, prison cells)
    (Oh my Lord, praise him be)

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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,689
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    edited July 2017
    Fuck it I GIF up (ROTFLMFAO). Had a pretty good and appropriate one too.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,085
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    Doogles said:

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    Autzen parking lot?
    *porking
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    dnc said:

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    How does @GrundleStiltzkin taste anyway?
    FREEEE PUUBBBBBB
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    dnc said:

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    How does @GrundleStiltzkin taste anyway?
    PS,
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    dnc said:

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    How does @GrundleStiltzkin taste anyway?
    PS,
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    RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,348
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    This.

    upper buttocks don't count
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    BaldwinIVBaldwinIV Member Posts: 797
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,652
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    BaldwinIV said:

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    Wow

    That's some dark shit
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Thank you for summing up my life since birth.
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