OFFICIAL Happy Memorial Day Weekend thread

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'd like to thank @koopdog and all of our other deceased veterans for their service, but I've got a big barbecue planned instead.

whlinder

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I'd like to thank @koopdog and all of our other deceased veterans for their service, but I've got a big barbecue trolling thousands of people on the internet planned instead.

Swaye

YellowSnow

SpoonieLuv

THIS ONES FOR @koopdog !

haie

Im going to thank all the applicable people for their service by servicing my lungs and liver this weekend.

Trying to think of some patriotic shit....Swaye said he enjoyed getting paid to kill people so I'm going with that.

TierbsHsotBoobs

whlinder said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I'd like to thank @koopdog and all of our other deceased veterans for their service, but I've got a big barbecue trolling thousands of people on the internet planned instead.

Thousands?

RaceBannon

Here is where @Swaye will be celebrating

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

Here is where @Swaye will be celebrating

Clusters long golden hair musta made one hell of a scalp.

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Here is where @Swaye will be celebrating

Clusters long golden hair musta made one hell of a scalp.

That is one of the cool places I have visited. It's eerie and neat at the same time.

Pitchfork51

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

They will probably find my carcass in the trash anyway, so just leave me there.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

They will probably find my carcass in the trash anyway, so just leave me there.

Tyfys

BennyBeaver

What's the over/under for gurgles this Memorial Day Weekend?

Swaye

BennyBeaver said:

What's the over/under for gurgles this Memorial Day Weekend?

I want to say 23, but the answer is 5.

Dennis_DeYoung

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

Don't you already live in Arizona?

Pitchfork51

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

Don't you already live in Arizona?

Low effort but I laffed nonetheless.

But the doc said I'm cured and I am super pumped.
Although in the bar just now when the bartender asked me what I had I yelled out "Chlamydia" and everyone was like wtf!


Had to do a little damage control.

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Here is where @Swaye will be celebrating

Clusters long golden hair musta made one hell of a scalp.

That is one of the cool places I have visited. It's eerie and neat at the same time.

Ambrose's "Custer and Crazy Horse" is pretty solid reading on this topic.

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

We could just dig a hole in the dessert. Keep the clap out of the city dump.

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Graves are stupid. When I'm dead just throw me in the trash

We could just dig a hole in the dessert. Keep the clap out of the city dump.

Is that the clap? What's the drip?

Should have asked my Mormon dermatologist when I had the chance.

When I first went there he was like have you been drinking or smoking heavily?

I was like "define heavily"

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Here is where @Swaye will be celebrating

Clusters long golden hair musta made one hell of a scalp.

That is one of the cool places I have visited. It's eerie and neat at the same time.

Ambrose's "Custer and Crazy Horse" is pretty solid reading on this topic.

Been there and agree, it's a cool place to visit and celebrate our proud red brother @Swaye's people.