If the Rock were POTUS?

YellowSnow

Would he walk tall and carry a big stick? Would Creep have to vote for him no matter what? Would Stan be slated for Veep in order to have a '91 Cane and '91 Dawg?
http://www.gq.com/story/dwayne-johnson-for-president-cover

dnc

yes

AZDuck

YellowSnow said:

Would he walk tall and carry a big stick? Would Creep have to vote for him no matter what? Would Stan be slated for Veep in order to have a '91 Cane and '91 Dawg?
http://www.gq.com/story/dwayne-johnson-for-president-cover

PurpleJ

I would have voted for him over Hillary.

AZDuck

PurpleJ said:

I would have voted for him over Hillary.

Probably me too.

YellowSnow

No poontang pie for those that won't support the Rock.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptkD0IxTRmM

dnc

YellowSnow said:

No poontang pie for those that won't support the Rock.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptkD0IxTRmM

The Rock has just one thing to say to Trump:

"Poontang your ass on outta here!"

tenndawg

YellowSnow said:

Would he walk tall and carry a big stick? Would Creep have to vote for him no matter what? Would Stan be slated for Veep in order to have a '91 Cane and '91 Dawg?
http://www.gq.com/story/dwayne-johnson-for-president-cover

Sir, get your tail lights fixed...

Kaepsknee

You little cumstains prolly don't even remember the real enforcer of the South was.

oregonblitzkrieg

He would probably stock his cabinet with a bunch of jabronis.

Bad_MotherDucker

A wrestler as President? Hmmm.....

Pitchfork51

He'd open a fucking can.

PurpleJ

Fuck The Rock though. Stone Cold all day.

oregonblitzkrieg

PurpleThrobber

The Rock needs to run with a female VEEP, not Stan. Change we can believe in.

phineas

That would be 2 POTUS who ate stone cold stunners. No one goes over stone cold.

PurpleJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzJnlXbqZA

Pitchfork51

Stacy Stacy Stacy. You tall ass bitch

I love u

CheersWestDawg

PurpleJ said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzJnlXbqZA

I'd quit beer for the rest of my life for a half hour-long romp with Stacy.

PurpleThrobber

CheersWestDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzJnlXbqZA

I'd quit beer for the rest of my life for a half hour-long romp with Stacy.

I'd quit life for the rest of my life for half that with her.

Brb, jo

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